Julianne Moore

The star of this show is that BRACELET. The jumpsuit is just so dowdy and dumpy. It's a dumpsuit. ZING.

Julianne Moore

Well, that's at least a CREATIVE little black dress. I actually quite like it on her, which is refreshing.

Julianne Moore in Valentino

Her head is immaculate. But I had to bring the laptop right up to my face and squint really hard to parse the bodice, and Jess glanced over at me and then looked worried about my own level of vexation, and THAT led to a discussion wherein I wondered if I could hide a penny in my furrow. So I think that means this is a no.

Julianne Moore

It's just a blouse, though, right? A shapeless floral blouse? PUNT.

Julianne Moore in Sonya Rykiel

This is an unfug for me. I'd like to lose the manure color up top and replace it with something more lively, and then perhaps find a way to give it more shape. That top has enough room for football pads inside.

Toronto Film Fest Fug Carpet: Julianne Moore

Remember awards season? Sigh. The thing is, some of this is fine. One of them I even like. But all the black is just blahness as usual, in terms of a color story, especially after she trained us to expect better. It's like if she suddenly stopped making movies and started playing opposite Jon Cryer in a sitcom on TNT: We know too well that she's capable of more exhilarating heights. [Photos: Getty]