Naomi Watts in Antonio Berardi

This dress, I think is both powerfully cool -- that color! -- and like she just won a title fight in a satanic wrestling league.

Naomi Watts in Erdem

This fine. A little like a crusty bruise, but... a very ornate one. I do like her shoes, but the hair is kind of hasty, no?

Naomi Watts in Stella McCartney

Confession: I don't hate this on her. I KNOW. It's Stella AND a jumpsuit and it's not the worst. Now, perhaps that's because I have already seen the craptacular deflated version of this design on Kim Kardashian, but it might also just be that Naomi Watts is doing Stella McCartney's work every goddamn favor in the book and ten more besides.

Toronto Film Festival Fugs and Fabs: Naomi Watts

I just wish her hair didn't look like a cyclone hit it. [Photos: Getty, Splash]