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# Toronto Film Fugstival: Kristen Bell
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/toronto-film-fugstival-kristen-bell-09-2014/
- Published: 2014-09-05T15:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:56:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, TIFF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

KRISTEN: No, Dax.

DAX: It's done now.

KRISTEN: No, don't make me go over there

DAX: It's too late.

KRISTEN: It's never too late. Tell them I'm going to throw up. Tell them my ankles just swelled up. Tell them...

DAX: They've seen you, Kristen. You have to suck it up.

KRISTEN: But I have regrets, Dax. Big ones.

DAX: JUST DO IT. LET IT GO AND WE CAN GO HOME.

KRISTEN: I didn't sing that one.

DAX: It doesn't matter. Smile and [dream of sloths](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and it'll all be over soon.

KRISTEN: Fine. Here goes.

[![Kristen Bell, toronto film festival premiere of The Judge](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kristen-bell-spl834421_002.xml "Kristen Bell")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/09/kristen-bell-spl834421%5F002.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The shoes are cute. I could even maybe live with the pants, if she wore them with a simple tank top and a great bracelet, and maybe a long necklace; the trou and I might not have chosen each other, but we could've learned to live with one another's quirks, and maybe even developed a mutual respect brought on by a shared love of Branston sweet pickle (not everyone understands how great it is, see). But the whole thing together feels like a dandelion womb bag being attacked by a swarm of bees. All I feel is poking and burning and tears, but with none of the promise of honey.

\[Photos: Splash\]