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# Total Fugcall
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/total-fugcall-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-03T18:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-03T04:38:37.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Honestly, the dress itself is really very pretty. But maybe wrapping the bridal veil around herself was a bit over the top:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/149720606.jpg ""Total Recall" New York Premiere - Inside Arrivals")

I worry that if she and Justin don't get hitched within the next six months, she's going to go out with it attached *to her head*. Honestly, I really just wish I had been in the meeting that she had with her stylist and manager where they all decided to go as bridal as possible ALL THE TIME between now and...eternity?

BIEL: I just feel like I need people to pay more attention to my personal life.

MANAGER: I just think we need to hit the idea that you're getting married as hard as possible, so we can finally get that *People* cover. I can see it now: JESS'S BABY JOY.

BIEL: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE A BABY?

STYLIST: Wait, people, one thing at a time. And I have a LOT of white frocks in the storeroom I've got to get rid of before Labor Day.

BIEL: I just want Justin -- and the public at large -- to feel as squirrelly as possibly about my behavior...FOREVER.

STYLIST: Good idea.

MANAGER: Go Team Havisham!

BIEL: Wait, what does that mean?

STYLIST: Just try not to think about it, sweetie. Your hair looks pretty. That's the most important thing.