Town & Country: Katie Holmes

I DO enjoy the idea of surprise dinner guests sending shockwaves through an upper-crust party. And bees ARE big, in more ways than one. AND I enjoy T&C trying to warn people off social climbing, of all things. Maybe they should add that to the sport climbing discipline at the Olympics.

I admittedly don't get the theme of this shoot. Rich, bored and sultry?

Drunken hat shopping and sending selfies to friends?

Even drunker clothes shopping and sending selfies to friends?

This photoshoot makes sense if she's playing Velma Kelly, not Mrs. Webb.

And this is sort of... drunken tousled Mary Poppins, slurring something at the chairs about how they need to tidy themselves up.

Okay, so basically, the entire rest of this shoot feels like someone thought Our Town was a jazz musical and just turned her loose to show off her training.

I don't have a ton to say about these BUT I tried to arrange them so that if you shoot through them really fast with your arrow keys, it'll feel like a flip book. ENJOY.

KATIE HOLMES