NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 12: Actress Issa Rae attends the premiere of "Vengeance" during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at BMCC Tribeca PAC on June 12, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Mark Sagliocco/WireImage)
She looks like a scene from a movie where the person's car broke down on the way to a funeral, and she had to scale hedges and wrestle a small wolf to get there.
Aidy Bryant
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 13: Aidy Bryant attends Storytellers – Seth Meyers 2022 Tribeca Festival at Spring Studios on June 13, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Roy Rochlin/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
This is a GREAT fabric, and the whole thing... it reminds me of what Jess just said about Sarah Silverman, which is essentially that this is so precisely in her wheelhouse that it's beyond our reach.
Amanda Seyfried
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Amanda Seyfried
'88', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
Wearing Carolina Herrera
This seems regular, if a little crinkly, from the front. A bit Cher Horowitz.
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Amanda Seyfried
'88', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
Wearing Carolina Herrera
But it turns out she's a rooster.
Dakota Johnson
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Dakota Johnson 'Cha Cha Real Smooth' Premiere, Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 13 Jun 2022
And THIS looks like a crisp suit dress...
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Actor Dakota Johnson attends the premiere for "Cha Cha Real Smooth" at the BMCC Tribeca Performing Arts Center during the 2022 Tribeca Festival, in New York
2022 Tribeca Festival - "Cha Cha Real Smooth" Premiere, New York, United States - 13 Jun 2022
But it has SECRET BACK RIBS. I actually quite like it though.
Dove Cameron
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 12: Actress Dove Cameron is seen on the Red Carpet of 'VENGEANCE' World Premiere at 2022 Tribeca Festival in New York City, United States on June 12, 2022. (Photo by Tayfun Coskun/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)
This is a nothingburger of a dress, but it's also way less weird than a lot of what she's worn lately, so I'll take a nothingburger. At least it IS a burger.
D'Arcy Carden
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 13: D'Arcy Carden attends the premiere of "A League Of Their Own" during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at SVA Theater on June 13, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Kim/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
This is ADORABLE and I want to be wearing the entire thing right now, except that it's late as I type and I am happier in my sweatpants. But EMOTIONALLY I would like to be wearing this.
Mindy Kaling
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 12: Actress Mindy Kaling attends the premiere of "Vengeance" during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at BMCC Tribeca PAC on June 12, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Mark Sagliocco/WireImage)
Mindy is FEELING her summer knits.
Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 12: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick attend the "Space Oddity" premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at Village East Cinema on June 12, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
America's mom and dad are doing just fine, thanks.
Alexandra Shipp
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 12: Actress Alexandra Shipp attends the screening of "Space Oddity" during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at Village East Cinema on June 12, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Gary Gershoff/WireImage)
I would prefer that in a color, obviously, but she pulls off the non-color pretty well.
Madeline Brewer
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 12: Actress Madeline Brewer attends the screening of "Space Oddity" during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at Village East Cinema on June 12, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Gary Gershoff/WireImage)
I am with her until the shoes. What if they were ACTUALLY pink instead of just the soles?
J. Smith Cameron
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 12: Actress J. Smith-Cameron is seen on the Red Carpet of 'VENGEANCE' World Premiere at 2022 Tribeca Festival in New York City, United States on June 12, 2022. (Photo by Tayfun Coskun/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)
Geri is JAZZY. But the pants are too wide-legged and so they're giving everything a weird shape. Almost like the illusion of being bow-legged.
Vella Lovell
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 13: Vella Lovell attends "Broadway Rising" premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at SVA Theater on June 13, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
At least her bra-ish top is trying something.
Jason Wilson and Jesse Williams
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 13: Jason Wilson and Jesse Williams attend "The Cave Of Adullam" premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at Village East Cinema on June 13, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
Jesse looks fine and Jason's lush beard is a literal hair smile.
John Cho
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 13: John Cho attends "Don't Make Me Go" premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at SVA Theater on June 13, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
This is giving me real Hot Young Arthur Slugworth vibes. Do NOT give this man your Everlasting Gobstopper.
Hasan Minhaj and Jeremy Lin
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 13: Hasan Minhaj and Jeremy Lin attend "38 At The Garden" premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at Cinepolis Chelsea on June 13, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
Two handsome dudes.
Laurence Fishburne
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 13: Executive Producer and actor Laurence Fishburne poses on the Red Carpet of 'THE CAVE OF ADULLAM' at 2022 Tribeca Festival in New York City, United States on June 13, 2022. (Photo by Tayfun Coskun/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)
One of my favorite bits of the Tonys was when Ariana Debose had Laurence do his bang-on Daffy Duck impression, and his daughter -- seated next to him -- looked HORRIFIED and was like, "WHAT IS THISSSSSS."
Taylor Swift
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Taylor Swift seen arriving at the 2022 Tribeca Film Festival Q&A at the Beacon Theatre in New York City
Taylor Swift arriving at Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
Wearing Max Mara, Shoes By Prada
Tay looks very cute. She was there for a Q&A about "All Too Well."
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively
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Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds
'Tribeca Talks' with Taylor Swift, Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
Beacon Theater
Blake and Ryan popped by to support Taylor at her panel and snuck in and out the back. Well, I guess it wasn't sneaking if the cameras were waiting for them.
Lena Waithe
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Lena Waithe attends 'Beauty' premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at SVA Theater on June 11, 2022 in New York City.
'Beauty', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
Bermuda shorts are new for Lena, I think. I like them with those shoes.
Pharrell Williams
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Pharrell Williams
'Storytellers', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 10 Jun 2022
This is the designer imposter version.
Sameerah Luqmaan-Harris
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Sameerah Luqmaan-Harris
'Acidman', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 10 Jun 2022
STUNNING. Wow.
Dianna Agron
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Dianna Agron
'Acidman', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 10 Jun 2022
This seems like... the more accomplished second draft of an old Julia Roberts look. But I still think a dress with actual sleeves is a better answer.
Machine Gun Kelly
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Machine Gun Kelly
'Taurus', Tribeca Film Festival, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Jun 2022
Ooh, I am NOT feeling the cream shoes with this...
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Machine Gun Kelly
'Taurus', Tribeca Film Festival, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Jun 2022
... nor am I especially into the earring. Such manufactured edge. (The last time we featured him, someone brought up his sketchy comments about underage girls from 2012 and 2013, of which I was unaware and which I don't want anyone to think we are trying to hide or ignore. They were gross comments. If I'm reading his history correctly, this was 2012/2013 and he struggled with drugs and alcohol until as recently as 2020. I might be missing something, but if not, I want to hope he has matured and pulled it together and that he regrets those words... am I being naive?)
Megan Fox
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Megan Fox
'Taurus', Tribeca Film Festival, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Jun 2022
Megan, of course, dressed in red like blood and apparently licked the fake syringe in his ear. So, you know. Maturity has all different flavors I guess.
Naturi Naughton
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Naturi Naughton
'88', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
She is delightful and dramatic. I feel like she's at the same funeral Issa Rae was trying to go to, and because Issa was late, Naturi won the inheritance.
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Nature Naughton
'88', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
You also need to know that she has tinsel on her heels.
Brandon Victor Dixon
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Brandon Victor Dixon
'88', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
It's good to see him. This is a nice look.
Peter Dinklage
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Actor Peter Dinklage attends the screening of 'American Dreamer' during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at BMCC Tribeca PAC on June 11, 2022 in New York City.
'American Dreamer', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
As always, he has good taste in jackets.
Ayo Edebiri
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Ayo Edebiri
FX's 'The Bear' Red Carpet Event, Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 12 Jun 2022
That's a cool suit.
Cynthia Erivo
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Cynthia Erivo
'Storytellers - Cynthia Erivo Goes Back to Broadway', Arrivals, Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 12 Jun 2022
I have been studying this skirt for a while now, and I cannot understand it. She looks like she's shooting something suspicious out of her crotch.
Giancarlo Esposito
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Giancarlo Esposito attends 'Beauty' premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at SVA Theater on June 11, 2022 in New York City.
'Beauty', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
This whole thing is perfect.
Abbi Jacobson
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 13: Abbi Jacobson attends the premiere of "A League Of Their Own" during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at SVA Theater on June 13, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Kim/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
The new version of wrist weights: inflatable arm bags.
Antonia Gentry
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 13: Antonia Gentry attends the "Cha Cha Real Smooth" premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at BMCC Tribeca PAC on June 13, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Roy Rochlin/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
"Insufficiently Victorian," was the note, so she chopped up a blouse from a costume shop and VOILA.
Maddie Hasson
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Julian Brink and Maddie Hasson
'Taurus', Tribeca Film Festival, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Jun 2022
... Well. I like the skirt. I have major concerns about the crotch wedgie.
Sara Silva
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Sara Silva
'Taurus', Tribeca Film Festival, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Jun 2022
This is to clothes what one-ply TP is to the bathroom.
Julia Akkermans
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 13: Julia Akkermans attends the "Pink Moon" premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at Village East Cinema on June 13, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival )
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT and why is the answer, "A fun new game at the local house of mischief"?
Gracie Marie Bradley
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Gracie Marie Bradley attends 'Beauty' premiere during the 2022 Tribeca Festival at SVA Theater on June 11, 2022 in New York City.
'Beauty', Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 11 Jun 2022
Here, I believe the answer to "what am I looking at" is, "Almost everything."