Gerard Butler, Nico Parker and Mason Thames

We're starting out strong with the How To Train Your Dragon crew, who all look nice. I remain pretty impressed with Mason Thames for being pretty new to the scene, as far as I know anyway, and not being afraid to try things.

Camila Morrone

She loves black and white, separately and together, so it is not a shock to see her eschewing color once again.

Zazie Beetz

This doesn't look... entirely finished? Like she ran out of time and ran out of the house.

David and Patricia Arquette

Patricia directed Gonzo Girl, which is in the festival, and her bro came out to support her. He even coordinated his kicks to his jacket. That's love.

Allison Williams

Her dress is really pretty, but ONCE AGAIN I must plead with people to use their shoe imagination.

Ethan Hawke

He is NOT one of the furry things to which I referred in the headline.

Rome Flynn

I like his jacket, but the lower half of this is giving Naval midshipman.

Amy Schumer

This feels almost preppy, which I didn't expect. It's just missing a silk scarf knotted at her neck.

Nick Mohammed

Very summery.

Bryan Cranston and Allison Janney

They're in a movie together called Everything's Going To Be Great, and I believe it. Well, until we get to her feet. INSERT THE USUAL GRIPE.

Marlee Matlin

I mean, HERE is a person who is giving her feet some oomph.

Billy Idol

He's there for Billy Idol Should Be Dead, and I think we can all agree we're glad he's not. I also need you to know that he's coming to LA later this year as part of a tour called "It's A Nice Day To... Tour Again," which is SO CHEESY and perfect.

Miriam Shor

This is a good casual outfit. It just works. It takes unremarkable pieces and gives them life, and style.

Julia Sweeney & the Pats

We Are Pat is "a feature length documentary exploring the evolution of gender identity and comedy from the 90s until today through" via the SNL sketch. Very timely, and cool of Julia Sweeney to participate.

Alexandra Daddario

AGAIN, LORDY, black shoes are a weird choice here, but the dress itself is like an off-the-rack bridesmaid dress that nobody bothered to fit.

Becky G

This is SO pretty, and because it FITS and is sitting at the right spot, I don't miss a neckalce.

Busy Philipps

She looks adorably like the mom in a '70s road trip family comedy.

Christian Slater

Just checking in, and yes, Christian Slater still looks like Christian Slater.

Ryan Eggold

Whereas for some reason I kept clocking this photo and thinking, "Oh, Gerard Butler, DRESS UP," before realizing it's not Gerard Butler. At all. Ryan Eggold, dress up!

Lars Ulrich, Robert Trujillo, Kirk Hammett and James Hetfield

They attended Metallica Saved My Life, a documentary about the effects of Metallica fandom on the lives of those who love them. For real. Even Metallica dressed up, RYAN.

Betty Gilpin

I just... if your suit doesn't fit, tying a belt around it isn't gonna fool anyone.

Lili Reinhart

Sure! I like this on her.

Kaia Gerber

Reasonable! I don't have a shot of her on the red carpet; I like thinking she genuinely was just there to see a movie.

Chrishell Stause and G Flip

I really like these two together, massive bow notwithstanding.

Riz Ahmed and Lily James

His jacket feels like such an odd man out.

Ariana DeBose

Do we think this is a shirt and a skirt, or secretly is a single dress? Well, orange works on her, anyway.

Ilfenesh Hadera

I like the sprinkling of chiller summer outfits in here. They feel more attainable.

Rose Byrne

This is... a precarious expanse of chest.

Swizz Beatz

These look like expensive scrubs.

Meena Harris

"I THOUGHT I CALLED DIBS ON GREEN."

Jurnee Smollett and Anna Chlumsky

Anna looks like she's at a key party in the 70s. Jurnee's dress is really fun, although if that extra beading is in the wrong spot, sitting might be uncomfortable.

Patch O'Furr

He's there to promote The Furry Detectives: Unmasking A Monster, which is literally about furries who "exposed a ring of animal abusers, fought for victims, and defended their community from the evil within." That sounds great, but sir, your clothes do NOT coordinate. Who taught you to mix prints like that?

Orlando Bloom

Orlando said this was an emotional support puppy, but he may have had to comfort the dog after it saw Patch's attempt at fashion. It's okay, pup, no one is putting YOU in Clemson pants today.

There Are TWO Furry Things In This Tribeca Film Fest Post

Happy Friday.