Kerry Washington

I would have loved a slightly redder lip, but this dress is SO kicky. It looks like an extremely successful unconventional materials challenge, where Heidi or Karlie or whoever would beg to wear it immediately.

Kerry in Alberta Ferretti, with Nicole Avant

Nicole is a producer on the Tyler Perry flick (and also a writer and former US Ambassador), and she busted out an OUTSTNADING pattern here. Kerry looks fine but the pants are puddling on her a wee.

Jessica Chastain

I'm on board with this except she REALLY left it unbuttoned. I would stress out trying to keep track of that.

Lisa Edelstein, Gina Torres

Gina looks fab -- I am undecided on whether the blouse and skirt QUITE go, but it's close enough that I think each piece's loveliness works -- and Lisa is right there with her until we get to the demi-hooves.

Julia Goldani Telles

This is like... clumsy Cher Horowitz.

Ally Sheedy, Andrew McCarthy, Demi Moore

These three look GREAT. They're there for BratsAndrew's Brat Pack documentary. Molly Ringwald and Judd Nelson are not in it, and it doesn't sound like Anthony Michael Hall is either? It's missing some key components, but it has Emilio Estevez, Rob Lowe, these folks, and... Lea Thompson?? I assume she's in there as being adjacent to the furor?

Jon Cryer

He's in the film too, but I ALSO don't think I'd entirely count him as Brat Pack? So maybe he and Lea are the ones talking about what it was like to be on the outskirts of it all.

Britt Lower

She's there promoting The Shallow Tale of A Writer Who Decided to Write About a Serial Killer, which is a hilarious title. Also hilarious: Her outfit. She looks like... you know in sitcoms where someone hallucinates that an adult they know is a baby, sucking on a pacifier and stuff? That hallucination is what this outfit is. Imagine Kramer's face in this, for example.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

If one MUST acknowledge the existence of bugs...

Joel Kim Booster

And if one MUST wear mesh...

Amber Ruffin

Thoroughly charming!

Melissa Leo

I have considered Melissa Leo, and decided that she might be wearing a blouse over a dress? I enjoy the silver shoes, but they remind me of my Keds in 8th grade, which I would constantly doodle on, to my mother's dismay because a) I can't draw, and b) nothing I was going to doodle on them even if I COULD was going to be an enduring, worthy statement.

Marsha Stephanie Blake

Funky! It's like a sexy ode to bar graphs.

Michael Cera

I am not sure that dye job is his best look.

Katie Aselton

And then suddenly the train is OFF THE TRACKS. Absolutely nothing about this makes sense. She looks like an airline lost her luggage and then sent her the wrong suitcase, and she had to make do.

Iman Karram

And I strongly object to this use of denim.

Kerry Washington Glitzed Up The Tribeca Film Festival

Along with the Brat Pack.