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# Twilight: Breaking Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/twilight-breaking-fug-2-12-2013/
- Published: 2013-12-11T18:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-12T23:59:49.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

This is amazing. I cannot stop laughing. I have MISSED YOU, Kristen Stewart:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/455021697.xml "Chanel "Metiers d'Art" Show")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=983751&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I have missed you, and I am so thrilled that when the kind folks at Chanel decided to see if YOU would be the celeb who would agree to wear drawstring waisted, wide-legged leather pants that look like something we'd see in the background of a terrible 80s movie about Jazzercise playing on Lifetime in the 3:15am slot, you did not let them down, and in fact you did not back out of [being Karl's new muse](https://www.eonline.com/news/489607/kristen-stewart-is-the-new-face-of-chanel-s-paris-dallas-2013-metiers-d-art-collection?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) when you saw this. I'm likewise pleased as the proverbial punch that the classic "Does This Outfit Make My Ass Look Big?" sweater-around-the-bum look (seen in the terrible early 90s movie about stalkers seen on Lifetime in the 6:30am slot) has come back, because sometimes you DO want to know where you can stick your cardigan when you get too hot walking home from the market. Now I just can wrap it around my tuchas and call it "fashion" again, just like we did at my hyper-unfashionable girls school back in 199muttermumble. Don't look so terrifically cranky, darling. You've just done a huge favor for those of us who love layers, and you *know* those pants are working hard at sweating off any Thanksgiving weight for you. Everything's coming up K. Stew!

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