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# Twilight: BREAKING FUG
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/twilight-breaking-fug/
- Published: 2012-11-15T16:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2012-11-14T21:09:58.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## WHAT

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/156388778.xml)

I mean....this is....I can't. I just can not. Those are lace pasties. From the waist up, this is what would happen if some terrible person decided to make *Charlotte's Web* the theme of the featured act at a topless gentleman's club.

## WHY

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/156388736.xml)

Her torso has a lace-face and LACE FACE IS ANGRY.

But I actually will happily take the nipple shields if given a choice between them and what appears to be a giant sequined crotch oval and a half-hidden quarter moon of her navel.

## NO

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/wenn4175441.jpg)

And the back. Dear God, the back. It's like if Liza Minnelli gave birth to a pair of chaps on opposite day. And then came over and slapped me in the face.

[Twilight: BREAKING FUGThis might be the worst jumpsuit the world has ever seen and if you don't think Kristen Stewart just landed herself a very high seed for Fug Madness, you are unclear on the inner-workings of the fabric of our very universe. \[Photos: Getty and WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/156388778.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/twilight-breaking-fug-11-2012/)