WHAT

I mean....this is....I can't. I just can not. Those are lace pasties. From the waist up, this is what would happen if some terrible person decided to make Charlotte's Web the theme of the featured act at a topless gentleman's club.

WHY

Her torso has a lace-face and LACE FACE IS ANGRY.

But I actually will happily take the nipple shields if given a choice between them and what appears to be a giant sequined crotch oval and a half-hidden quarter moon of her navel.

NO

And the back. Dear God, the back. It's like if Liza Minnelli gave birth to a pair of chaps on opposite day. And then came over and slapped me in the face.

Twilight: BREAKING FUG

This might be the worst jumpsuit the world has ever seen and if you don't think Kristen Stewart just landed herself a very high seed for Fug Madness, you are unclear on the inner-workings of the fabric of our very universe. [Photos: Getty and WENN]