Twilight: New Moon Premiere, November 2009

Kristen Stewart

This had to be extremely overwhelming. I enjoy that we have entered the period where Kristen Stewart is like, "please don't make me dress like a pretty pretty princess, AT LEAST give me some kinda punk hair?!"

Mandatory Credit: Photo by BDG/Shutterstock (1040932ap) Fan with a T-shirt 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 16 Nov 2009

I hope this woman still owns this! I regret the recycling of my own Mrs Seth Cohen ringer tee from the same period, if only because I could totally wear that as vintage right now.

Kristen Stewart in Oscar de la Renta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by BDG/Shutterstock (1041378b) Kristen Stewart 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 16 Nov 2009 SAME OUTFIT BY OSCAR DE LA RENTA AS MODEL ON CATWALK

"I'm the what?!"

Kristen Stewart in Oscar de la Renta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alex Berliner/BEI/Shutterstock (1040951o) Kristen Stewart 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 16 Nov 2009

This dress is objectively pretty, and it would have been more her if they'd shortened it and let her wear her leather jacket...

Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

....that she immediately changed into for the afterparty.

Robert Pattinson

"Kristen, should I take this shirt that says you're the shiznit and wear it around town?!?! KRISTEN TELL ME WHAT TO DO."

Taylor Lautner

Meanwhile, this child is just minding his own business. (He was TECHNICALLY dating Taylor Swift at this point but I think no one knew that yet.)

Anna Kendrick in Talbot Runhof

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alex Berliner/BEI/Shutterstock (1040951ae) Anna Kendrick 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 16 Nov 2009

This is a good one -- she sometimes looks overwhelmed by her looks, but this is well-proportioned on her. (I have long thought that Anna Kendrick needs to hire whoever is styling Kristen Bell, who also used to look very overwhelmed by her clothes, and who is about Anna's size.)

Dakota Fanning in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1040945n) Dakota Fanning 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 16 Nov 2009

These shoes are PEAK 2009 and a bit of a snooze, but this dress is hard to argue with.

Elle Fanning

LOOK AT THIS BABY CHILD.

Julianne Hough

Look at THIS baby child. Whose makeup artist is probably looking at this and saying, "LOOK I WAS TRYING SOMETHING OKAY?" to her phone. I get it.

Nikki Reed in Burberry

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Amy Tierney/BEI/Shutterstock (1041000b) Nikki Reed 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 16 Nov 2009

I would never have guessed this dress is Burberry, which is totally Burberry's fault and not hers. It is so underwhelming.

Joan Jett

"What is JOAN JETT doing at this thing?" I asked myself. But Google, as it almost always does, had the answer: Kristen Stewart had just signed on to play her in The Runaways. (Also featuring Twilight star Dakota Fanning.)

Edi Gathegi and Ashley Greene

Not dating, but let's be honest....a good-looking couple.

Ashley Greene in Prabal Gurung

Mandatory Credit: Photo by BDG/Shutterstock (1040932aa) Ashley Greene 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 16 Nov 2009

This dress is dishy on her and also that sign about R Pattz is very specific. Is he known to be....a bowling aficionado?

Edi Gathegi

God bless Edi Gathegi for posing for a picture with the dog!

Julia Jones in Max Azria

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mcp/Shutterstock (1041155u) Julia Jones 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 16 Nov 2009

I like the dress, AND these shoes, but am not sure they absolutely work together. Also: This is a summer dress and she had to have been chilly, even in Los Angeles, in November.

Michael Sheen and daughter Lily

Lily is Sheen's daughter with Kate Beckinsale (you can definitely see her mother in her face) and I hope she enjoyed what a FULL CRACKPOT her Dad is in these movies. Truly, his work in this series is hilariously scenery-chewy and it is a hoot.

Emma Roberts

Reasonable!

Emilie de Ravin

I believe those booties were from J.Crew and I know this because I still own them and they are bizarrely comfortable.

Boo Boo Stewart

This is dashing! A touch of Sky Masterson.

Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth

With apologies to Jennie Garth, whom of course I love, all the pictures of the two of them at this event looked like they'd really hit the mini-bar before heading out.

Jack Huston and Cat Deeley

Meanwhile, Jack Huston looks like a handsome drifter Cat Deeley picked up on the way to the set of So You Think You Can Dance. I either didn't know they ever dated, or my brain really yeeted that out right quick.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy

I DID remember they were dating, in part because she wrote a relationship book that included copy about what a great boyfriend he was and then they broke up TWO WEEKS before it came out, UGH, poor J.Lo.Hew.

Pollyanna Rose and Billy Burke

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1041143bg) Billy Burke 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 16 Nov 2009

She looks MUCH cooler than he does.

Tinsel Korey

I don't have a credit for this dress, but it's good and it's aged well over the past decade or so.

Amber Riley, Chris Colfer and Jenna Ushkowitz

It kind of cracks me up that these three are cheerfully posing together....

Lea Michele

...and all her pics are solo. This was in the middle of Glee's first season, in case you need to orient yourself in time. Lea had not yet started mugging on the red carpet in the way she did later in its run, apparently.