Halle Berry in House of Holland

Halle, WHAT? I can't even process the mobster hat when your suit is the wrong size. And BORING, to boot. You look like you knocked out the mobster, shoved him in a closet, and stole his clothes.

Tiffany Haddish in Vivienne Westwood

This is pretty darn good. The skirt was sheer-ish, but even in bright sunlight it wasn't extreme, so I'm just going to come down on the positive side of things FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.

Storm Reid in Tommy x Zendaya

She looks great in this, if also mildly like her shirt is on backwards.

Ava DuVernay in Greta Constantine

The belt seems to be wrinkling the fabric a LITTLE, but it's a minor nit. She's firmly in her wheelhouse here, and I like that she's wearing ruby slippers.

Viola Davis in Jay Godfrey

This is a jumpsuit with a skirt over it, which I almost didn't notice. I ALSO don't think I care, because she looks SUPER.

Monica

And MONICA. KILLING IT. Oh wait, shit, is that a peek of SHORTS I'm seeing on the right side of the phoot? MONICA. KILLING ME.

Kelly Rowland in Nicolas Jebran

Very pretty. This child of Destiny is on Destiny's good side.

Michelle Williams in Malan Breton

Whereas THIS child of Destiny might have been grounded for sneaking Champagne at a party, and has been forced to dress as a giant bottle coozie.

Tina Knowles in McQueen

And Destiny's mother is like, "BEHOLD MY NON-EUPHEMISTIC PELVIC FLOWER."

Patti LaBelle

I am not a Mouse person -- Mickey OR Minnie -- but I'm fully on board with the dramatic red-lined cape on Miss Patti here.

Whoopi Goldberg

"What else did you expect?"

Tyler Perry

Pause for the man of the hour, who is presenting a robust beard in addition to his new studio.

Maxine Waters and Sid Williams

MAXINE!! Sadly, I would like to reclaim whatever time Maxine spent acquiring this dress, so she can redirect it toward another one.

Taraji P. Henson in Christopher Kane

This seems both too tight, and as if she just got sorted into Ravenclaw and got a little too excited about the bird part.

Stacey Abrams

I love you Stacey. I can't wait to see what more she does in the political arena. (Right now, she's busy with her organization, Fair Fight, which is working to make sure that all American elections are fair, free, and secure.)

Oprah and Stedman

A rare Stedman sighting! I'm not sure what the Prom pose was in aid of, but sure.

David Oyelowo

BUT WHITHER JESSICA OYELOWO, one of Fug Nation's favorites? (He looks nice but I'm never a fan of the black shirts with blue suits.)

Cicely Tyson

Damn, Cicely. Of the "hot" variety.

Debbie Allen and Phylicia Rashad

Oh, Debbie, that dress is unworthy.

Chris Tucker

Snazzy!

Colin Kaepernick

HELLA snazzy, and needs socks.

Tamron Hall in Giambattista Valli

"I have a five-month old baby. SO YES I AM wearing a nightgown. I'm tired. I could drop at any moment."

Tika Sumpter in Rasario

Too tight, I think, but pretty?

Lynn Whitfield and Grace Gibson

It was mother-daughter day at Lynn's office.

Vanessa Williams

"You went and saved the best for last!!!"

Jenifer Lewis

Don't take this the wrong way, Vanessa, but INDEED I DID.

Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry Presenting Tyler Perry Studios

He threw a star-studded grand opening in Atlanta.