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# Tyra Banks Is Back And I Have Maybe Never Been Happier
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/tyra-banks-is-back-and-i-have-maybe-never-been-happier-03-2017/
- Published: 2017-03-28T17:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2017-03-28T05:37:39.000Z
- Description: PLEASE let this be a harbinger of the future.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

In addition to reclaiming her job as the *ANTM* host (a decision that makes me wonder how much of the rest of the panel they'll keep, as it really held its own without her), Miss Tyra Banks is hosting *America's Got Talent* \-- so I guess that makes her The Official Face of Our Country's Semi-Skilled National Achievers. She attended her first public event in that capacity, and IT IS AMAZING. PLEASE LOOK.

[Embed from Getty Images](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/658576668?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Of COURSE she capped that lace suit of madness with purple lipstick and a necklace that MIGHT have been plundered from an ancient tomb. This outfit says nothing so much as, "Heidi's over there? Are you sure? BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME AND YOU CAN'T STOP." The thing about the Tyra-shaped hole in my life is, I didn't quite realize it was life-size until she shoewd up in this and I realized we're in for a season of wackburgers. When no one else leaves the house, Tyra will be on TV in something like this, and my blood will flow once more.

Okay, but you can look away for one sec, because Heidi did also attend this:

[Embed from Getty Images](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/658576636?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And she looks GREAT. Maybe she liked how it felt to get eliminated from Fug Madness in Round One, and now she's flirting with not being in it AT ALL. We'll see. It's early days. I mean, that is flagrant, wild, and wholly uncharacteristic optimism on my part. But is it possible Tyra will sup the fug life force straight out of Heidi's veins? Can both exist in the same state of high fuggery, or is it like a see-saw?

[Embed from Getty Images](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/658573570?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Tyra really should have worn this. What if Mel B outdoes her at every turn?

[Embed from Getty Images](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/658573862?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I believe Howie and I may feel similarly about this -- that being, "Never again, and also I won't sleep for three weeks."