Tyra Banks
In this shot she looks like she was surprised with a makeover, where they blindfolded her and dressed her up like a business-casual version of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman when she was still on the Boulevard, then ripped off the mask while she was standing in front of a mirror. Cue shrieking.
Tyra Banks
"I did NOT go to Paris BY MYSELF when I was SEVENTEEN just to come back here and look like refried jazzercize."
Tyra Banks
"By the way, this is what Janice was talking about when she said hiding your limbs when you pose makes you look like you're missing some of them. That woman was six plates of crazy on a very small table, but sometimes she knew what was what."
Tyra Banks
"Damn, and now you've got me thinking about J.Dicks. That was SEVEN YEARS AGO. Suri Cruise wasn't even ALIVE yet. Let's move ON."
Tyra Banks
"Have I tooched this today yet? Better late than never."
Tyra Banks
"Let's just throw in another one for good measure in case I missed my morning quota, although I can't really count any pre-coffee tooches because they aren't as toochy if I'm not ALSO WIRED, and OMG, I just totally wrote Modelland part seven, in which Tookie de la Creme gives birth to Toochy de la Creme in a hospital the shape of my face. HOLLER."