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# Um...
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/um-04-2021/
- Published: 2021-04-20T16:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2021-04-19T04:52:12.000Z
- Description: Huh.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

So... you know how for a long time Simon Cowell has worn nothing but the same wide-legged jeans and low-heeled shoes, and it looks unbelievably dated? And we've begged him to go shopping and buy a new pair of pants?

Well. Simon Cowell went shopping. And while he still refuses to button his shirts, he did indeed buy a new pair of pants.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/04/shutterstock_editorial_11864261f-1618807617.jpg "Simon Cowellout and about, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Apr 2021")

And it did *not* go as I had imagined.

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