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# Unconvincingly Played: Dakota Johnson in Saint Laurent
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unconvincingly-played-dakota-johnson-in-saint-laurent-02-2015/
- Published: 2015-02-13T17:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-13T06:37:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

So far Dakota Johnson is two-for-two on vast expanses of sternum at the *Fifty Shades of Grey* premieres.

[![dakota johnson fifty shades of grey london premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dakota-johnson-fifty-shades-of-grey-uk-premiere-spl949494_014.xml "Dakota Johnson")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2015/02/dakota-johnson-fifty-shades-of-grey-uk-premiere-spl949494%5F014.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I'm glad she at least spiced this up with some dramatic lipstick, because frankly, this all seems really half-assed again. It's more overtly sexy [than yesterday's Dior](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/feh-or-fab-dakota-johnson-in-dior-02-2015/), but it's also renovating my face with a sledgehammer that says "angel/devil" on it. And for all that, she still seems unenthused. This dress needs glamour -- romantic hair, killer accessories -- and instead it's getting Hmm I Think I Can Ride This Blowout For One More Day Without Washing, Right? There is more glamour in my sock drawer.

What do you think, Jamie?

[![jamie dornan fifty shades of grey london premiere tongu](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jamie-dornan-fifty-shades-of-grey-spl949825_001.xml "Jamie Dornan")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2015/02/jamie-dornan-fifty-shades-of-grey-spl949825%5F001.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Yeah, I'm with you.

\[Photos: Splash\]