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# Undeadly Played, Nicole Richie?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/undeadly-played-nicole-richie/
- Published: 2012-08-30T21:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-30T07:07:00.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Nicole Richie

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/ffn_rij_nicole_richie_082912_50869808.jpg)

The dress here works for me, and I like the shoes... Nicole looks healthy.... maybe my problem here is just that essentially being Vanna White does not come naturally to her. Or maybe it's that she's got the *ANTM* dead eyes. Or that her hair seems REALLY plopped on there. I don't have a problem with wigs at ALL, but I feel like, maybe pick one that doesn't seem like it's trying to turn your head into someone else's. And if it's not a wig... she might want to go to her stylist and suggest a change.

## Nicole Richie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/FFN_RIJ_NICOLE_RICHIE_082912_50869823.jpg)

From this angle it's... not as bad? Man, her eyes are lovely (although I think her falsies are coming off the inner corner of her left eye). Why is her hair bothering me? Do the bangs not work that well? Is it the color? Something about it feels like hair Nicole Richie would wear if she wanted to go someplace in disguise.

## Nicole Richie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/FFN_RIJ_NICOLE_RICHIE_082912_50869830.jpg)

MAYBE the problem is that the setup feels a bit stiff, and it looks like she's at a wedding shower for somebody she doesn't actually know that well and whom she might think is marrying a dirtbag.

## Nicole Richie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/FFN_RIJ_NICOLE_RICHIE_082912_50869827.jpg)

Or maybe she feels stalked by her perfume bottle, whose peacock plume I keep thinking is the eye of Sauron.

## Nicole Richie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/FFN_RIJ_NICOLE_RICHIE_082912_50869806.jpg)

Ah. That's better. I really do love these, and shoes make everything better. Maybe if I just focus on them, I'll forget whatever my weird beef was with her zombie eyes and her... aura... yeah, what was it again? Sorry. I have to go shopping now.

[Undeadly Played, Nicole Richie?The outfit is good, but somehow, the aura here is a little Zombie Nicole Richie, in a way that's distracting me. Maybe she's still in shock that Fashion Star not only happened, but didn't get cancelled and is back for round two. Tough sauce. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/ffn_rij_nicole_richie_082912_50869808.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/undeadly-played-nicole-richie-08-2012/)