
The dress here works for me, and I like the shoes... Nicole looks healthy.... maybe my problem here is just that essentially being Vanna White does not come naturally to her. Or maybe it's that she's got the ANTM dead eyes. Or that her hair seems REALLY plopped on there. I don't have a problem with wigs at ALL, but I feel like, maybe pick one that doesn't seem like it's trying to turn your head into someone else's. And if it's not a wig... she might want to go to her stylist and suggest a change.

From this angle it's... not as bad? Man, her eyes are lovely (although I think her falsies are coming off the inner corner of her left eye). Why is her hair bothering me? Do the bangs not work that well? Is it the color? Something about it feels like hair Nicole Richie would wear if she wanted to go someplace in disguise.

MAYBE the problem is that the setup feels a bit stiff, and it looks like she's at a wedding shower for somebody she doesn't actually know that well and whom she might think is marrying a dirtbag.

Or maybe she feels stalked by her perfume bottle, whose peacock plume I keep thinking is the eye of Sauron.

Ah. That's better. I really do love these, and shoes make everything better. Maybe if I just focus on them, I'll forget whatever my weird beef was with her zombie eyes and her... aura... yeah, what was it again? Sorry. I have to go shopping now.
