LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Melissa McCarthy attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
Melissa looks retro, quirky, and cheerful in this, and I love it for her. The whole thing with her and Barbra Streisand on Instagram is beyond wacky -- Barbra, simply asking if someone has used Ozempic is not TECHNICALLY a compliment?!? I suspect Melissa is fine with it all, and probably knows Barbra is a kook. But I do like the blithe, "Gossip? What gossip?" nature of this pose.
with Ben Falcone
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Melissa McCarthy, Ben Falcone arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere Of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)
Also: MUSTACHE.
Jessica Seinfeld and Jerry
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: (L-R) Jessica Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld attend the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
Jessica Seinfeld has been blond for a long time and yet it STILL throws me off. I find it very generic on her? She kinda looks like Jenn Sherman of Peloton. Anyway, the rest of her looks fine, and he looks like Jerry Seinfeld.
Christian Slater
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Christian Slater arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere Of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)
Christian Slater looks very nice. NO MUSTACHE. You might say his face is... unfrosted.
Bobby Moynihan
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Bobby Moynihan attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
MUSTACHE! And beard, so it doesn't really count? I love this whole outfit on him though.
Beck Bennett, Jessy Hodges
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: (L-R) Beck Bennett and Jessy Hodges attend the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
MUSTACHE! It looks like he drew it on, honestly.
Adrian Martinez
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Adrian Martinez attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
MUSTACHE! And another jazzy outfit! The shirt is excellent with that color suit.
Cedric Yarbrough, Thomas Lennon
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: (L-R) Cedric Yarbrough and Thomas Lennon attend the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
MUSTACHE!
Pauly Shore
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Pauly Shore arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere Of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)
Okay, I realized I oversold the mustaches, because we don't have any left that aren't part of beards. Pauly Shore did not get the memo. He also looks very sad. Which he might BE, because Richard Simmons keeps releasing statements that he ABSOLUTELY does not condone Pauly doing a biopic about him.
Nate Bargatze
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Nate Bargatze attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
Wait, his mustache appears to exist independently of his beard? COUNT IT! MUSTACHE!
Jerry
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Jerry Seinfeld arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere Of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)
Wait, while we're at it: That's darker stubble. ASPIRING MUSTACHE? Count it!!!!
Jack McBrayer
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Jack McBrayer attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
Kenneth the Page might SPIRITUALLY have a mustache.
This fabric would also work as upholstery for patio couches. That's not a bad thing.
Jay Pharoah
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Jay Pharoah attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
I hope this means he ate eight Pop Tarts on the way over.
Jim Gaffigan
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Jim Gaffigan attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
Should Jesse Plemons star in The Jim Gaffigan Story, or should Jim Gaffigan star as Jesse Plemons in The Jesse Plemons story? Please advise.
Rachel Bloom
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Rachel Bloom attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
This is, I've decided, an ode to Bette Midler in Big Business.
Caroline Rhea
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Caroline Rhea attends the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
I once steamed a dress in my hotel room before a wedding, and the top layer totally shrank up on me. Do we think Caroline Rhea ALSO got hit by surprise steamer shrinkage?
Peter Dinklage
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Peter Dinklage arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere Of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)
And then Peter Dinklage showed up looking like he ALSO wanted to give Jerry Seinfeld a piece of his mind.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Peter Dinklage arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere Of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)
Sincerely, did someone tell him this was a mug shot?
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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: A character is seen on the carpet during the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's "UNFROSTED" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on April 30, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
The caption here reads, "A character shows up..." IT'S A POP TART, Informative Caption! He's a hero! He died at the Super Bowl so that we might live! (Is that what his sign referring to, or are things just REAL dark for anthropomorphized Pop Tarts right now?) "A character." Please.
