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# Unfug It Up: Bellamy Young
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unfug-it-up-bellamy-young-08-2014/
- Published: 2014-08-21T19:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-21T19:08:41.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Unfug It Up, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I want to love this. From the waist down, it's totally serviceable:

[![Bellamy Young at if I Stay premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bellamy-young-ffn_km_ifistay_prem_082014_51507367.xml "Bellamy Young")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/08/bellamy-young-FFN%5FKM%5FIfIStay%5FPrem%5F082014%5F51507367.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Like, that lower half just had a really nice day at the Country Club, and is sad summer is almost over, but also wants to get the hell out of there before [the dipshit in the blouse with the synthesizer starts performing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0al-yy3%5FQ&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

The top part, though... I feel like the whole Sternum Knot thing should be in the back somehow. Because it's doing terribly unflattering things to her chest from the front -- like, fairly graphic things -- and it's even worse when shot from the side. I couldn't bring myself to use the close-up photo I HAVE from that angle, but suffice to say, you can see STRAIGHT into the keyhole -- it's gapping -- and it's a clear view of 80 percent of her breast, at a premiere for a movie based on a young adult novel. It's... not great, Bob, any which way you slice it, because it just looks like something nobody took into account. Show your cleav if you want -- I have NO problem with cleav, real boobs, etc. -- but sideboob/underboob combos are never as sexy as anyone wants them to be, ESPECIALLY when they are accidental. Maybe Boob Wrangler as a career really IS the new frontier, but frankly, I feel like it should be included in a stylist's job description.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]