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# Unfug It Up: Christina Hendricks
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unfug-it-up-christina-hendricks-10-2012/
- Published: 2012-10-05T17:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-08T17:06:48.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Unfug It Up, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Oh god. I just can not even:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/infphoto_2291948.jpg "Christina Hendricks Launches Spec Savers in Sydney")

For some reason, the use of green in the words "Specsavers" on the step-and-repeat behind Christina made me think this was some kind of eco-fundraiser -- you know, Save the Foliage or Protect The Hedgerow -- and I seriously reflected, "OH, of COURSE. She's wearing something that's meant to look like fungus ON PURPOSE because ENVIRONMENT." Then I realized it was more like she was wearing glasses on purpose because: SPECS. That being said, I think this can be saved. Me, I'd make the hem even -- I really, sincerely hate this uneven hem on this dress, because it feels like Shenanigans for the Sake of Shenanigans, which rarely actually translates to Hotness -- and then I'd rip that collar off, set it on fire, and throw the flaming debris into a Porta-Potty and then shove the Porta-Potty off a cliff.

Your turn.