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# Unfug It Up: Diane Kruger
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unfug-it-up-diane-kruger-2-12-2013/
- Published: 2013-12-09T19:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-09T02:28:43.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Unfug It Up, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

If this weren't sheer, I would be all over it:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wenn20916270.xml "The 26th European Film Awards 2013")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=981431&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

If This Weren't Sheer, by the way, is the name of the soulful album of slow jams I plan to release next year, based on the experience of covering 2013's red carpets. You'll love such hot tracks as "[WORDS](https://gofugyourself.com/the-dark-fug-rises-2-12-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)," "[Why](https://gofugyourself.com/fugly-gaga-2-08-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? and "[WTF?!?](gofugyourself.com/wtfug-jamie-alexander-11-2013)" as well as the album first single, "[Why Don't You Just Stab Me In The Face?](https://gofugyourself.com/fugper-perafug-07-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)" I'm probably going to open for Miley, in a totally post-modern, self-reflexive artistic statement wherein the headliner will be recreating the art I created about the headliner.

That being said, I really do think that if we could line this sucker, she could pop up on *Reign* and teach those anachronistic bitches some lessons. How would you fix it?

\[Photo: WENN\]