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# Unfug It Up: Greta Gerwig
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unfug-it-up-greta-gerwig-08-2015/
- Published: 2015-08-05T20:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2015-08-05T02:00:36.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Unfug It Up, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44, Greta Gerwig

Okay. What I am about to type may stun you. But I don't think the problem here is the top. I actually like this top. It's quirky -- like a bridesmaid dress gone rogue -- but I think it's sort of fun and if Emma Watson were wearing it, you know we'd all be into it. In fact, on the whole, I give this a passing grade, despite the notes I'm about to unfurl:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/08/gettyimages-482925926.jpg ""Mistress America" - Photocall")

My problem here are the *pants.* Don't they need to be really skinny cigarette pants? With an unobtrusive hem, so as not to distract from all that action upstairs? Aren't these pants over-complicating things? Don't these pants just need to relax?

\[Photo: Getty\]