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# Unfug It Up: Hailee Steinfeld
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unfug-it-up-hailee-steinfeld-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-17T17:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-17T01:13:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Unfug It Up, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

At first I classified this as a scrolldown, but then once I got there, I found myself heading back north with some questions as well.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/148450911.jpg "Hailee Steinfeld")](https://gofugyourself.com/unfug-it-up-hailee-steinfeld-07-2012/attachment/148450911?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The empire waist crowds the giant bow neckline a little, and makes the below-the-knee hem feel like an ETERNITY away. Maybe if the seam hit at her natural waist, it'd seem more graceful, or if -- yes, you totally know what I'm about to say; I should just program it to F6 on my keyboard -- she shortened it, maybe to the knee or even perhaps a bit more mini. But what threw me first, and still weighs me down, are the giant, chunky wooden platform heels (they are not wedges; couldn't find a great angle on them), like she strapped her feet to some of those hand-carved blocks that people like to bang on while they dance around a campfire, or in toddler music class. And something about the ensemble feels marooned from an abandoned, glammed-up production of Annie, in which the orphans help run a vintage store. It's not practical for that, either, though -- you can't walk all the way uptown to Daddy Warbucks' mansion in those suckers without some serious gangrenous blisters forming. Pepper would *never*.

In sum, there is a hole in this bucket, dear Fug Nationals, dear Fug Nationals. How would you fix it?