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# Unfug It Up: Maggie Gyllenhaal
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unfug-it-up-maggie-gyllenhaal-06-2013/
- Published: 2013-06-26T15:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-26T01:07:38.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Unfug It Up, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

I have many a thought about Maggie here:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171511881.xml ""White House Down" New York Premiere - Red Carpet")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/06/171511881.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

First and foremost: I think this haircut, about which I have been bitching for weeks, is finally at a place where I feel comfortable categorizing it as very cute on her. Maggie has a weird quality where I feel like she always looks a little sweaty -- like, wherever she is, from the Oscars to a movie premiere, she ALWAYS looks to me like she walked there on a humid day. There is something about her that seems permanently clammy. But I think this hair sort of works with that instead of against it. And there you have it, the internet's most backhanded compliment of the day: "Your haircut really works with that sweaty thing you've always got happening. *You're welcome."*

But maybe part of the sweatiness steams from the fact that she's got an afghan wrapped around her waist. I actually think the bodice of this is quite flattering, and I dig the skirt, but...what IS happening....around...her waist? It's like....a giant knit scrunchie. I'm loathe to see that around a ponytail, much less a torso. So I would obviously extract that itchy mama and call it a day. What about you?

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