Sarah Jessica Parker

This is what the esteemed Tim Gunn would call, "a whole lot of look." I think each individual piece might be good, or at least good-adjacent, but I can't tell because I don't know where to look. We've got ruching and leather and studs and necklaces...

Sarah Jessica Parker's purse

...and rings, and purses that are bringing in an entirely new color and....

Sarah Jessica Parker's shoes

...green shoes AND polka dotted hose. WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY ADD, LADY? Did you leave your hat in the cab?

Unfug It Up: Sarah Jessica Parker

SJP is all about leather and pink, and at this event she appears to be thisclose to ODing on accessories. You know that old chestnut about looking in the mirror and removing one item before you leave the house? She, like, looked in the mirror and added two more. [Photos: Getty]