Anne Heche

The thing is, this had potential -- I was prepared to find the color combo interesting, but the more I look at it, the more the pairing seems just a hair off to me. It's adjacent to something I think I might have liked, but just a few ticks on the wrong side of on the color wheel. And the bottom seems kind of like a bedsheet (there is no question in my mind that Celestia sleeps on dramatic linens).

Anne Heche

Also, from this angle, it's totally I Dream Of Jeannie night at Studio 54. Which was probably a fun party, when it happened. But... I don't know. I think I'd have built this without a bandage of a tube top, with a color adjustment on either the top or bottom -- maybe a truer purple. What would you do? Or would you call this perfect?

Anne Heche, James Tupper

This, however, is quite pretty on her. And I love that she is trying to keep her diva focus on looking fierce while that is happening next to her. Let me quote Westley from The Princess Bride: "Dear GOD, what IS that THING?"

James Tupper

Somewhere, Tom Cruise is like, "DUDE EVEN I QUIT THE FLOWBEE! DO YOU NEED HELP? SCIENTOLOGY CAN HELP. DON'T LISTEN TO MATT LAUER. HE'S NOT AN EXPERT ON PSYCHOTIC MAN-BANG SYNDROME AND FLOWBEE ADDICTION LIKE I AM."

Unfug It Up/Well Played Anne Heche, WTF James Tupper

It's a good thing Anne Heche has already written a book named Call Me Crazy, because that means she's probably okay with it if I apply that adjective to this outfit. Not that this is wackadoo on a Minaj level or in Gagaland, but I do think this is what Celestia probably wears to state dinners on whatever planet she rules. Because you KNOW those are some seriously disco intergalactic affairs. [Photos: Getty]