Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth
On first blush I very much liked this dress, with one exception, and you know what it is. I know I have a rep for being anti-tea length, but my issue is that I think tea length comes too close to being ankle-length -- I'm often okay with it when it hits mid-shin on a form-fitting gown like this, but when it flirts with ankle bone, it just makes your feet look like peeping toms, poking out from under there but hoping to go unnoticed. This walks that weird blurry line between the two. For me, I'd prefer it a TINY bit higher, OR knee-length, OR floor-length. But that is splitting hairs. Overall, I think she's rebounded really well from that nutball Marchesa she wore to the first event.
Kristen Stewart
It turns out, though, that what I thought was a belt may actually be skin, and that this is two pieces. While the effect is still very cool from a distance, I keep wondering if it moves weirdly when she walks. You know -- does the skirt wiggle around and ride up a little on her hips, forcing her to keep yanking it down in place?
I can't be too mad at her, though, for how amusing she was on the red carpet. This was one of a series of joke poses she struck, as if she were re-enacting a Top Model marathon she just watched.
Kristen Stewart
This looks like one of those judging challenges they used to do, where the girls would get two words and have to pose like them. "Laugh sarcastically." "Groove meanly." "Eat fiercely." You know.
Kristen Stewart
And this is obviously the part of an audition episode where some girl walks in and announces she knows all of Tyra's signature poses, and then they split the screen and show her posing with her armpit showing next to a photo of TyTy doing the exact same thing.
Kristen Stewart
And this is the part of the episode where they tell a girl that her inherent, unchangeable shortness is what makes her unique and special and worthy, and then 42 minutes later, cut her for being too short.
Also, where this photo cuts off this dress might be right about where I want to cut it off, too, actually.