Hailee Steinfeld

The skirt is cute. I don't know why Dior always has to overcomplicate everything. The skirt is your focal point! You don't need a boob raincoat! YOU JUST DON'T.

Hailee Steinfeld

I'm pretty sure you can guess how I'd unfug this, then. Although once the plastic torso helmet is removed, I might also have wanted to make the top one of the other colors in the skirt? So many choices.

Hailee Steinfeld

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but as ridiculous as these are, they're fun on her with the dress. Just another reason why the pyrex breastplate is an unnecessary wackstravagance (wacky extravagance... yeah, probably not going to catch on).

Unfug or Fab: Hailee Steinfeld in Dior

She's probably the best person I can think of to give this a try, but surely nobody's torso needs to be dressed as a Sizzler sneezeguard. [Photos: Getty]