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# Unfug or Fab: Jessica Alba
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unfug-or-fab-jessica-alba-10-2012/
- Published: 2012-10-01T19:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-01T06:38:24.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Unfug It Up, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

This outfit makes me think of Cher Horowitz (and others, I'm sure, but she is one of my spirit animals... she's in my spirit menagerie) calling something a Monet.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/153104675.jpg "Jessica Alba")](https://gofugyourself.com/unfug-or-fab-jessica-alba-10-2012/2012-environmental-media-awards-arrivals-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

In the thumbnail, I thought, "Groovy." And then I saw the larger version, and when viewed closer and in clearer relief, the pants proportions seem a wee Hammer and there's some kind of sports bra/dickey happening under the blouse. Oh, and she's wearing an actual pony's entire tail. I'm thinking an A for concept and a C for execution. My first move is to rip off the horse's rump clippings, and I might want to swap in a skinny leather pant with a lower rise. And scrap the dickey. Nobody should have to type that word.

\[Photo: Getty\]