Amy Adams

This outfit needs to be shorter. I know, I know, everyone gets sick of us saying that. And I'll shut up about it once people wear lengths that are better on them. It's not even really about the length, either, as much as the design. I hate the size of that black portion at the bottom. If it was a narrower band and the whole thing stopped at or just above the knee, then the color-blocking would be cuter. As it is, the bottom part weighs down the enterprise. Not to be confused with the Enterprise, although it might also drag that sucker down with it.

Amy Adams

Congratulations to the winner of the Miss Mortuary 2012 pageant. Your lifetime supply of hand sanitizer and waterproof mascara is in the mail.

Amy Adams

That is a lot of hoo-ha. Can you imagine trying to eat dinner over that thing? Your fork would be surviving a gauntlet each time it tried venturing to your mouth. You'd walk out of the restaurant with a quarter of your meal stuck in there. Essentially, you'd be a human doggie bag.

Amy Adams

This is better, but possibly only by comparison. It seems to be making mischief around her midsection that I'm not sure I can endorse -- personally, I want all my clothes to be EXTREMELY well-behaved in that region. Not that they always listen to me.

Unfug or Fug or Fab: Amy Adams

It's really hard to be whimsical about Amy Adams' outfits, because something about her and her wardrobe and whatnot does not invite whimsy. For a lady who was so bubbly and cute in Enchanted, a movie that could've swerved into annoying in anyone else's hands, she herself doesn't give you much to latch onto. Y'all, there's a reason J.Lo is more fun to talk about, so clearly, Amy Adams needs to run off with somebody's back-up dancer and then start performing dance music and wearing shiny sweatpants whose crotch flirts with her knees. This is tremendous life advice. And it's FREE. You're welcome, Amy. [poll id="8442"] [Photos: Getty]