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# Unfug It Up Toni Collette
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unfug-toni-collette-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-03T17:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2014-07-02T21:36:10.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Unfug It Up, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I DO like her earrings:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl793277_003.xml "Toni Collette")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

And I get that there is something APPEALING about this. I like it in the way I like certain things in the J Crew catalog, where I know that I could never and will never wear them but the exotic location J Crew has shipped everyone off to makes me think things like, "maybe if I went to Greece, I would wear that linen pop-over atop my bikini!" or whatever you think when you're looking through your J Crew catalog. Here, I'm like, "maybe if she were a really eccentric woman who serves a lot of things out of tagines by her pool at her summer place and pours all her cocktails into incredibly thick glass tumblers and doesn't believe in sunscreen in a way that's going to end poorly for her decolletage eventually." Which means, I guess, that I'm not actually changing the OUTFIT, I'm just putting it on a completely other human being as a way to salvage it.

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