Mel B
Look at you, Mel! You're in a dress that's really just sort of an extra-large blouse, but it WORKS, and you are wearing bling that is not glued to any of your known erogenous zones! IT'S ALL HAPPENING!
Heidi Klum
And then things come crashing down with Heidi's PJs, which are mostly egregiously slouchy in the top region. This might have looked better if we could SEE more of it. Like, put the hair back and let us get a sense of whether this secretly works, or still just looks messy.
Abigail Spencer
Abigail is on Timeless, and this dress is decidedly... not. Or, I mean, it COULD be on the show itself, if she were about to be tried as a witch (they did do a Salem episode already), or if she was going to go ask her pappy an important question about her dowry.
Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross
They have been given their own reality show. I hope it's called Scarecrow and Mrs. Ross.
Kristin Chenoweth
Those boots are sparkly, sure, but they also canklify all and sundry. Kristin Chenoweth is a petite person and she looks like she has two disco oak trees for legs.
Kristin Cavallari
If this isn't Monse, then Monse should sue. That said, it actually fits her really well and looks surprisingly well-tailored for being a repurposed blazer, so... maybe it CAN'T be Monse, for those reasons. Zing.
Sarah Shahi
This is very cute, and also very handy for July 4 in an alternate univese in which we had 278 original colonies.
Alexandra Park
This is the first press she's had to do for The Royals since coming out with stories about Mark Schwahn's profoundly inappropriate behavior, which triggered the One Tree Hill ladies to back her up wholeheartedly. I'm sure it's been a VERY weird time for her. Unrelated: I wish her dress were not so skintight. In some shots I saw a LOT of boob contours.
Essence Atkins
If I looked like that in leather pants, I would invest RIGHT NOW.
Sarah Wayne Callies
That is a great summer maxi.
William Moseley
He's also on The Royals, and... are any of you still watching? I am not, but I am curious whether he is still harmlessly bland, or whether he's got a little flavor profile going now.
Josh Holloway
SAWYER! Nice to see you, sir. Your jeans look very wide-legged for those sneakers.
Akbar Gbajabiamila
Akbar co-hosts American Ninja Warrior, and his pants ALSO seem a little loose in the leg to me.
Marlon Wayans
Marlon solved that problem with man-leggings that unzip at the ankles for greater flexibility.
Inbar Lavi and Parker Young
I need to remember to DVR the second season of Imposters, which I ALWAYS want to spell wrong. Always. I want it to be "Impostors" and I don't know why. Also, when she stands that way in those shoes, it twists things in my eyeballs.
Christine Evangelista and Josh Henderson
They're on The Arrangement, which was E's show about a fake Hollywood relationship that seems to have turned into something dark about a Scientology-like cult. Michael Vartan might be on it? Has anyone watched it? I like her dress, although I feel like the purple bit wasn't meant to come untucked, and think Josh Henderson really could have stood to fancy it up a little. John Ross Ewing would disapprove.
Auli'i Cravalho, Damon Gillespie
If you follow us on Twitter, you know that I watch Rise, which is my new Smash - a.k.a., a show that has MAJOR and IRRITATING PROBLEMS but which I find hypnotic in its ineptitude. Josh "Ted Mosby" Radnor has never been less likable. His character IS HORRIBLE. I am roting for Rosie Perez to stab him in the back, or in the junk, at any and every turn. He basically waltzed in and took her job just to solve his sadsack male ennui problem, and then repeatedly made speeches about how she had been doing it wrong and sucked at it, ignored all her advice which usually turned out to be right, and decided he was the white male savior of all these kids even though they had a perfectly good drama program before and most of them were actually happier back then. IT'S THE WORST. I can't stop watching. I am part of the problem.
Derek Hough
Son, what are you even doing. Satin ankle-cut floral pants generally need their own smoking jacket and long silver cigarette holder.
with Jenna Dewan
That's Terry Crews territory, and you, sir, are no Terry Crews.
with Ne-Yo
That's right, Ne-Yo, throw him out the back door.
J.Lo
"Lovers, sometimes I am the only adult in the room. It is like they don't KNOW I was married to a vampire. DO THEY NOT FEAR THE LOPEZ?