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Jameela Jamil

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000df) Jameela Jamil WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

Tahani would be GREATLY aggrieved by the in-limbo length of these trousers. Honestly, black leather pants might also have been great with this, but I say that about a lot of things. It's because I don't have the wherewithal to own black leather pants, nor the butt for them, and I wish both things were different.

Samantha Bee

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000be) Samantha Bee WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

They don't even have to be leather. Samantha here is very helpfully demonstrating that sometimes when your jacket is trying to say something, just LET IT.

Jennifer Connelly and Daveed Diggs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000aw) Jennifer Connelly and Daveed Diggs WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

These two are in the Snowpiercer series, which is filming/has filmed in Vancouver. (Kevin used to see Daveed Diggs on flights to and fro sometimes, and no, he never went up to Daveed and said, "Hey, what'd I miss?" Which is a tragedy.) Jennifer is wearing a fairly normal Louis Vuitton, which proves it can be done, and Daveed has chosen ever so many layers of fabric, and a formal suit vest that's adding a highly optional and not-recommended taupe element to his palette.

Alison Wright

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000d) Alison Wright WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

She is ALSO in Snowpiercer. Do I have to watch it now? You know how GFY as a whole feels about Martha. She looks smashing in this. I hope Kate Middleton has set down her tea and taken a good long look at those red suede pumps. They're a lovely cut.

Lena Hall

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000ax) Lena Hall WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

One more in Snowpiercer! I know her from the touring company of Hedwig, where she played the Miriam Shor role (it will always be thus) but also was Darren Criss's sub for Hedwig. He was good but I would've loved to see what she did with it. Anyway, her outfit is suitably dramatic.

Ruthie Ann Miles

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/REX/Shutterstock (10237742ay) Ruthie Ann Miles CBS Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, Todd English Food Hall at The Plaza Hotel, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

Seeing her looking well and confident makes me want to cry. If you didn't recall, Ruthie, a beloved Broadway actress (she won a Tony in 2015 for the King and I revival), was hit by a car in New York when she was 7 months pregnant and crossing the street with her 5-year old daughter. The daughter was killed, and two months later Ruthie's unborn baby died as well. It is TRAGIC. Anyway, Ruthie has a role in a new CBS show called All Rise, which also stars Hot Neighbor Wade from Hart of Dixie, and I want to support the hell out of it. TEAM RUTHIE.

Michaela Watkins

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/REX/Shutterstock (10237742cj) Michaela Watkins CBS Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, Todd English Food Hall at The Plaza Hotel, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

Micaela just could NOT decide which throw-pillows she wanted, so she decided to turn Upfronts into an informal poll.

Keisha Castle-Hughes

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/REX/Shutterstock (10237742cm) Keisha Castle-Hughes CBS Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, Todd English Food Hall at The Plaza Hotel, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

She's on FBI, I gather. I would like to investigate why she has that top in her bureau because... because... nope, can't get "federal" in there.

Kyle MacLachlan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/REX/Shutterstock (10237742dj) Kyle MacLachlan CBS Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, Todd English Food Hall at The Plaza Hotel, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

Welcome to the Silver Fox club, Dale Cooper. It's too bad HE'S not on FBI. Maybe they can have him cross over onto it occasionally.

Jaime Camil

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/REX/Shutterstock (10237742dv) Jaime Camil CBS Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, Todd English Food Hall at The Plaza Hotel, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

"YES. THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA. GIVE IT UP FOR KYLE MACLACHLAN." I will, Jaime, but I would also like to applaud Rogelio De La Vega. When Jane the Virgin ends, I will miss him most of all. Well, him and Petra. And Alma. And sometimes Xo. 

Nasim Pedrad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (10237873df) Nasim Pedrad WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

This all seems very sensible. I wonder if she is RELIEVED she's not out promoting Aladdin all over the world, or kind of bummed. (She plays Jasmine's pal.)

Kim Bundy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000cb) Kim Bundy WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

Sometimes it's good to see a relaxing day dress and cute shoes. Wait, no. ALL the time it's good to see that.

Niecy Nash

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000ch) Niecy Nash WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

I love her, and her clothes usually fit immaculately. This is SO CLOSE but it seems like someone cut the bodice a bit too close.

Carrie Preston

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000cm) Carrie Preston WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

I miss her comic timing on my TV, and like her skirt.

Judy Reyes

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000cq) Judy Reyes WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

I badly want to know what conversation, and between whom, resulted in that belt. Judy, you may have a SABOTEUR in your midst, to go along with the one on your midsection.

Karrueche Tran

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000cx) Karrueche Tran WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

She's on Claws, which is apt because something that might have some appears to have gotten at her skirt.

Daniel Radcliffe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000eb) Daniel Radcliffe WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

DanRad, as it turns out, is on a TBS anthology series called Miracle Workers. In the first season, he played a lowly angel and Steve Buscemi played God; the second season will apparently take place in the Dark Ages. I love the breadth of projects he's taken on since Harry Potter -- from Broadway to out-there movies to high-concept shows, the guy has interesting taste and is afraid of nothing.

Ann Curry and Shaquille O'Neal

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10238000w) Ann Curry and Shaquille O'Neal WarnerMedia Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, The Theater at Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

These two are starring in a docuseries called Curry Shaq, in which they own and operate a food truck. ...  No, but wouldn't you watch that? Can Shaq even FIT inside a food truck? 

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/REX/Shutterstock (10237742cc) Kellan Lutz, Lindsay Mendez, Marg Helgenberger, Simone Missick, Wilson Bethel, Ruthie Ann Miles, Jessica Camacho, and J. Alex Brinson CBS Upfront Presentation, Arrivals, Todd English Food Hall at The Plaza Hotel, New York, USA - 15 May 2019

And then Kellan Lutz showed up.

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