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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
These two DO make a handsome couple. Demi really got him out of that Ed Hardy hat phase. Or, that's how my head remembers it, anyway.
Jennifer Garner
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Jennifer Garner
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
This is a rare disaster on Jen. It looks like she tried to censor herself with a thick-tipped Sharpie.
Jessica Biel
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Jessica Biel
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
This is very pretty, and I wish her heavy hair chunk were not bumping into the sleeve.
Anne Hathaway
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Usa Cinema - Feb 2010
Anne "Annie" Hathaway's dress needs like three more inches, at least. And different shoes, but let's start with not having her look shrink-wrapped.
Jewel
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Jewel
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
This is very reasonable. People here look 100 percent better than the movie's quality.
Shirley Maclaine, Julia Roberts, Emma Roberts
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Garry Marshall must have called in A LOT of favors.
Jessica Alba
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
Jessica's daughter Haven was born about 18 months later, and her middle name is Garner. I decided she did it as a Jennifer Garner tribute. As for her dress, I feel... a lot of things. It might be cool. It's also confusing. It's shapeless. That might be okay? I can't seem to make my thoughts coalesce.
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Jessica Alba
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
But I HAD forgotten the hairdo. It dominates her face.
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart
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Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
They are the other couple in this post who are no longer together. At least if this photo has to chase them around, too, they ALSO both look good.
Topher Grace
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Topher Grace
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
Oh, Topher. An attempt was made.
Bradley Cooper
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Bradley Cooper
'Valentine's Day' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
B.Coop tanned it UP for this.
Taylor Lautner
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Taylor Lautner
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
He's certainly trying. He looks nice! The fit might be a HAIR off in a couple places.
Carter Jenkins
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Carter Jenkins
'Valentine's Day' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
Dang, this movie was a meeting of the Grey Suit Club.
Patrick Dempsey and Jillian Fink
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Patrick Dempsey and wife Jill Fink
'Valentine's Day' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
Grauman's Chinese Theatre
That is a very retro-chic look on McDreamy there.
Christine Lakin
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Christine Lakin
'Valentine's Day' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2010
Hey, it's the narrator of our audiobooks! Listen, I may not like her dress, but I am giving her accessories an A+.
Emma Roberts
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Emma Roberts Cast member U.S. actress Emma Roberts arrives for the European premiere of the film 'Valentine's Day' in London
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I need you to know that the UK premiere of this movie was... in May. I cannot imagine it did well? (Emma looks cute but packed the wrong shoes.)
Jessica Alba
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Jessica Alba U.S. actress Jessica Alba arrives for the European premiere of the film "Valentine's Day" in London
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Jessica is one of the only other people who came on this junket, and this seemed cute enough and reasonable and not at all like a scrolldown.
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Jessica Alba Cast member U.S. actress, Jessica Alba arrives for the European premiere of the film 'Valentine's Day' in London
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NATURALLY.
Demi and Ashton
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Uk Premiere Afterparty For 'Valentine's Day' at Aqua Gt Marlborough Street Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher
Uk Premiere Afterparty For 'Valentine's Day' at Aqua, Gt Marlborough Street - 11 Feb 2010
Oh, dear. Are those emergency Kleenexes she stapled to her dress and tried to claim were flowers?
It bothers me that Anne and Bradley are both looking off the side of the poster. Shouldn't J.Gar and Topher Grace be in those spots? And why is George Lopez practically cropped out of his square? And why are he and J.Gar both beaming into a black void?
This layout is not much better. Now it's Anne and Julia who are staring off the side of the poster, and several people have letters stamped over their faces. Eek.
