This is the kind of weirdness I could see Caitriona Balfe attempting.

I keep thinking these earrings are actually a giant neck pillow.

Well, this would work for anyone -- it's so simple I can barely imagine it's Valentino. I want to pair it with a mysterious hat and give it to Monica Bellucci.

That cape is awesome.

Will the eventual wearer remove the ruffles, or keep them? DECISIONS. Cate, I could see doing either.

Angela Bassett.

Michelle Dockery

Rita Ora

Lupita

Lily James

Regina King

Tiffany Haddish. (I also would say Julianne Moore, but I'm totally getting that because it's fellow redhead Karen Elson in there.)

Awkwafina

Jessica Lange

Lizzo?

Katherine Langford

Emilia Clarke

Laura Dern

Gabrielle Union

Ooh. Tiffany Haddish?

Nicki Minaj

J LO PLEASE YES

Valentino Has Arrived, With Lots of Gloves and Rich Reds

And less enormity.