It's almost rude to have models wear those shoes during a pandemic. No one wants to go to the ER right now with a snapped ankle, y'all. I do think this is striking, though. Who would wear it? Let's go with... Maya Rudolph.

I mean, I guess... it is technically a good Covid mask?

Let's say... Amy Adams.

Alison Brie?

I feel like this is the next evolution of The Weeknd.

Keira Knightley would look pretty in that.

Haim. Left, Right, OR Middle.

Lashana Lynch, from the new Bond.

I'd love to see Carey Mulligan bust that out during award season. If there is anywhere to go.

Florence Pugh

Greta Gerwig

Anne Hathaway

LIl Nas X, if he wants to branch out into looser pants.

Gaga

Viola?

Gwyneth

Kaley Cuoco, if The Flight Attendant gets any attention from the Globes.

Valentino Deployed a Lot of Coats, and Gold

Both things we tend to like.