> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Valentino F/W 2026 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/valentino-f-w-2026/ - Published: 2026-03-19T18:45:42.000Z - Updated: 2026-03-19T02:33:49.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-001-1773883943.jpg) This strikes me as the kind of thing he would put on Jared Leto. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-002-1773883957.jpg) I almost want the skirt to be black. I'm picturing it on Caitriona Balfe. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-003-1773885187.jpg) Hmm. Jessica Biel has worn some terrible pants; maybe this is for her. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-004-1773883972.jpg) BORING, move along. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-005-1773883986.jpg) Skipping to the next one. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-006-1773884000.jpg) I was just complaining that no one is wearing necklaces as much, and so of course she's wearing 15 pounds of them. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-007-1773884014.jpg) I wonder if this will turn up as just the coat, worn as a dress. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-008-1773884027.jpg) Teyana Taylor ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-009-1773884042.jpg) Florence Welch ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-010-1773884057.jpg) Naomi Watts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-011-1773884073.jpg) OH, god, I'm sure this will end up on someone tiresome. Paris Jackson? (I don't really think she's tiresome but this outfit would be.) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-012-1773884088.jpg) This... is going to be challenging. Andrea Riseborough. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-013-1773884103.jpg) Dakota Johnson, but given that model's hair, wouldn't you love to see Odessa A'zion in this just for a TOTAL swerve? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-014-1773884120.jpg) Lisa Rinna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-015-1773884136.jpg) Suki Waterhouse ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-016-1773884150.jpg) Anne Hathaway, maybe, on her upcoming press tour? She's a Valentino girl. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-017-1773884165.jpg) Nobody should need that neck wig. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-018-1773884180.jpg) How about... Molly Gordon. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-019-1773884195.jpg) The Timmee Chalamet Apology Tour ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-020-1773884211.jpg) Sorry, Alessandro, you're not prying Connor Storrie away from Saint Laurent. It's too soon. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-021-1773884226.jpg) Ethan Hawke is gonna be so sad his awards tour is over. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-022-1773884242.jpg) Hari Nef ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-023-1773884255.jpg) Florence Pugh ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-024-1773884271.jpg) Dear God, I hate this. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-025-1773885201.jpg) The Rivals season 2 press tour will start soon and I could see this feeling on-brand. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-026-1773884287.jpg) Next ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-027-1773884302.jpg) Hmm. One of the Yellowjackets, when their final season comes. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-028-1773884316.jpg) Aimee Lou Wood, but without the dismal long skirt. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-029-1773884331.jpg) Wunmi, minus Neck Wig. Or Maya Rudolph. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-030-1773884347.jpg) Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-031-1773884361.jpg) SWINTON ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-032-1773884378.jpg) Josh O'Connor ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-033-1773884419.jpg) Tyler James Williams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-034-1773884437.jpg) Daisy Edgar-Jones ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-035-1773884456.jpg) Jodie Turner-Smith ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-036-1773884473.jpg) Eh ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-037-1773884488.jpg) Alexander Skarsgard ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-038-1773884502.jpg) Stellan Skarsgard, obviously. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-039-1773884522.jpg) Troye Sivan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-040-1773884536.jpg) Whoever wears this, maybe lose the shirt. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-041-1773884551.jpg) I hate these glasses so very much. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-042-1773884565.jpg) I could see Blanchett being into that top, but with pants. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-043-1773884578.jpg) Zzzz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-044-1773884594.jpg) Say no to sheer lace pants. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-045-1773884611.jpg) Say MORE no to a glittery crotch flap. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-046-1773884624.jpg) Someone could say yes to that jacket, but not with those pants. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-047-1773884639.jpg) Why has the belt forgotten where it goes? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-048-1773884654.jpg) Skipping it ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-049-1773884669.jpg) Chappell Roan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-050-1773884682.jpg) Friends, I cannot. Do we not think Valentino would hate this? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-051-1773884695.jpg) Whatever sure fine ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-052-1773884709.jpg) Killing time here. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-053-1773884723.jpg) Odessa A'zion for real might wear that. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-054-1773884737.jpg) Putting my feet up again. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-055-1773884753.jpg) I guess the shoes seem cute. Um. Maya Hawke. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-056-1773884768.jpg) Olivia Colman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-057-1773884783.jpg) THE BELTS HAVE GONE ROGUE ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-058-1773884797.jpg) Except not this one. THIS one gets it. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-059-1773884810.jpg) Someone pregnant ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-060-1773884823.jpg) Karolina Wydra ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-061-1773884839.jpg) How are you? I'm fine. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-062-1773884853.jpg) Benson Boone, because I just saw an ad he was in. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-063-1773884865.jpg) If Timothee Chalamet really wants to drive people away, he should wear those glasses. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-064-1773884879.jpg) I'm watching Top Chef, so I'm hungry. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-065-1773884894.jpg) I couldn't be a judge on Top Chef, because I'm too picky. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-066-1773884907.jpg) Kate Mara ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-067-1773884922.jpg) Brandi Carlile ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-068-1773884936.jpg) Seriously, this Carolina Reaper episode... I would have sobbed. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-069-1773884951.jpg) FloPugh again ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-070-1773884965.jpg) Doja Cat ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/03/valentino-f26-071-1773884978.jpg) Teyana Taylor ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-072-1773884990.jpg) La la lala ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-073-1773885005.jpg) This is deliciously awful. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-074-1773885018.jpg) I don't even KNOW. Olivia Munn. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-075-1773885033.jpg) I really really should not watch cooking shows when I haven't had dinner yet. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-076-1773885046.jpg) I feel like he really wants to get the Haim sisters. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-077-1773885061.jpg) Kerry Washington ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-078-1773885076.jpg) Natalie Portman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-079-1773885089.jpg) Nobody will wear it neeeeext. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-080-1773885103.jpg) Sombr ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-081-1773885116.jpg) UGH. THE NIP TRIANGLES. We saw this once already and I guess it's back. Bella Hadid? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-082-1773885131.jpg) Also Sombr. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-083-1773885145.jpg) Glenn Close ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/Valentino-F26-084-1773885159.jpg) This is the most normal one, so I assume people will all punch each other out for it. Anne Hathaway, maybe Emily Blunt... Meryl, even. Anyone promoting Devil Wears Prada 2. [Valentino's Show Was Bold Colors, Boobs, and CummerbundsEnough with lace, please.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/03/valentino-f26-071-1773884978.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/valentinos-show-was-bold-colors-boobs-and-cummerbunds-03-2026/)