This strikes me as the kind of thing he would put on Jared Leto.
I almost want the skirt to be black. I'm picturing it on Caitriona Balfe.
Hmm. Jessica Biel has worn some terrible pants; maybe this is for her.
BORING, move along.
Skipping to the next one.
I was just complaining that no one is wearing necklaces as much, and so of course she's wearing 15 pounds of them.
I wonder if this will turn up as just the coat, worn as a dress.
Teyana Taylor
Florence Welch
Naomi Watts
OH, god, I'm sure this will end up on someone tiresome. Paris Jackson? (I don't really think she's tiresome but this outfit would be.)
This... is going to be challenging. Andrea Riseborough.
Dakota Johnson, but given that model's hair, wouldn't you love to see Odessa A'zion in this just for a TOTAL swerve?
Lisa Rinna
Suki Waterhouse
Anne Hathaway, maybe, on her upcoming press tour? She's a Valentino girl.
Nobody should need that neck wig.
How about... Molly Gordon.
The Timmee Chalamet Apology Tour
Sorry, Alessandro, you're not prying Connor Storrie away from Saint Laurent. It's too soon.
Ethan Hawke is gonna be so sad his awards tour is over.
Hari Nef
Florence Pugh
Dear God, I hate this.
The Rivals season 2 press tour will start soon and I could see this feeling on-brand.
Next
Hmm. One of the Yellowjackets, when their final season comes.
Aimee Lou Wood, but without the dismal long skirt.
Wunmi, minus Neck Wig. Or Maya Rudolph.
Kate Hudson
SWINTON
Josh O'Connor
Tyler James Williams
Daisy Edgar-Jones
Jodie Turner-Smith
Eh
Alexander Skarsgard
Stellan Skarsgard, obviously.
Troye Sivan
Whoever wears this, maybe lose the shirt.
I hate these glasses so very much.
I could see Blanchett being into that top, but with pants.
Zzzz
Say no to sheer lace pants.
Say MORE no to a glittery crotch flap.
Someone could say yes to that jacket, but not with those pants.
Why has the belt forgotten where it goes?
Skipping it
Chappell Roan
Friends, I cannot. Do we not think Valentino would hate this?
Whatever sure fine
Killing time here.
Odessa A'zion for real might wear that.
Putting my feet up again.
I guess the shoes seem cute. Um. Maya Hawke.
Olivia Colman
THE BELTS HAVE GONE ROGUE
Except not this one. THIS one gets it.
Someone pregnant
Karolina Wydra
How are you? I'm fine.
Benson Boone, because I just saw an ad he was in.
If Timothee Chalamet really wants to drive people away, he should wear those glasses.
I'm watching Top Chef, so I'm hungry.
I couldn't be a judge on Top Chef, because I'm too picky.
Kate Mara
Brandi Carlile
Seriously, this Carolina Reaper episode... I would have sobbed.
FloPugh again
Doja Cat
Teyana Taylor
La la lala
This is deliciously awful.
I don't even KNOW. Olivia Munn.
I really really should not watch cooking shows when I haven't had dinner yet.
I feel like he really wants to get the Haim sisters.
Kerry Washington
Natalie Portman
Nobody will wear it neeeeext.
Sombr
UGH. THE NIP TRIANGLES. We saw this once already and I guess it's back. Bella Hadid?
Also Sombr.
Glenn Close
This is the most normal one, so I assume people will all punch each other out for it. Anne Hathaway, maybe Emily Blunt... Meryl, even. Anyone promoting Devil Wears Prada 2.