I am looking forward to seeing how someone styles this, and I hope it involves MAJOR lipstick.

I can't tell if that's pants or a skirt, but no matter - I think it'll be worn regardless. Maybe a Haim?

Kristin Scott Thomas

Mandy Moore

Zendaya, always.

Gabrielle Union

Claire Foy wears some Valentino. Maybe she'd take on this coat.

Kendall Jenner. Sans hoik.

Florence Welch, although I'm not sure she ever goes sleeveless.

I could see Keira Knightley being the next to wear the giant robes, but maybe not in this color (I'd predict cream for her).

I'd love to see Julianne Moore try that.

Kate Mara.

J.Moore is ALSO fairly likely to try that on for size.

I'd put that on Claire Foy also.

If you DON'T tweak the bodice, I could see it at Cannes. if you DO... still Cannes, actually.

Ruth Negga.

Valentino Is Not Into Waistbands at the Moment

It's a trip aboard The Caftanic.