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Kate Hudson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9328033k) Kate Hudson in the front row Valentino show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2018, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 24 Jan 2018

If she's auditioning for Yvette in the Clue remake everyone keeps threatening to do... I mean that's the only good reason for this, but also, I object.

Shailene Woodley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9328033x) Shailene Woodley in the front row Valentino show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2018, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 24 Jan 2018

Is Valentino trying to horn in on Vera Wang's figure-skating customers? This is ripped straight from a short program set to sounds of a Real Housewives reunion.

Olivia Palermo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9328033o) Olivia Palermo in the front row Valentino show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2018, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 24 Jan 2018

Olivia is all, "At least I'm dressed like a GROWN-UP, even if this is Blanche Devereaux Pretends She's 32." Except I actually have some concerns about what the bodice of her dress is doing. I MIGHT see some midriff? Whatever. Keep the coat on, girl.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/REX/Shutterstock (9333440p) Kate Hudson Valentino show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2018, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 24 Jan 2018

Kate's coat is much more interesting, although I really want to have a conversation with the lady coming out behind her, who looks MUCH more fun.

Valentino is 0-3 on Kate Hudson This Year
You're OUTTA THERE, Valentino.

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