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Anne Hathaway

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ETTORE FERRARI/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13023651bo) US actress Anne Hathaway, arrives prior to the Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2022/23 collection preview by Italian label Valentino on Spanish Steps, downtown Rome, Italy, 08 July 2022. Haute Couture Fall/Winter collection by Italian label Valentino, Rome, Italy - 08 Jul 2022

You can't see it as well in this photo, I guess, but the little ruffle under her chest is so weird to me. I don't think it serves ANY useful or positive aesthetic purpose, and I think it's messing up the lines of this whole endeavor. Also, the shoes will never not be crazy to me.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ETTORE FERRARI/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13023651bq) US actress Anne Hathaway, arrives prior to the Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2022/23 collection preview by Italian label Valentino on Spanish Steps, downtown Rome, Italy, 08 July 2022. Haute Couture Fall/Winter collection by Italian label Valentino, Rome, Italy - 08 Jul 2022

When she had to walk on the cobblestones, and in a breeze, it all seemed so much more precarious. (Also, the ruffle and the stiffly formed skirt are easier to see here. It's like they papier-mâché'd that thing.

ROME, ITALY - JULY 08: Anne Hathaway attends the Valentino Haute Couture Fall/Winter 22/23 fashion show on July 08, 2022 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

We are on the highway to the danger zone here, Annie.

with Giancarlo Giammetti and Hwasa

ROME, ITALY - JULY 08: Giancarlo Giammetti, Anne Hathaway and Hwasa attend the Valentino Haute Couture Fall/Winter 22/23 fashion show on July 08, 2022 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

At least Hwasa got tights. Anne's outfit makes it look like she had to bare-cheek this whole situation. I guess it's nice when you can use the bathroom without actually having to hold up your skirt!!!!!???!

Ashley Park

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Cartelli Mario/SOPA Images/Shutterstock (13024653dl) Ashley Park Valentino show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fasion Week, Rome, Italy - 08 Jul 2022

Ashley's is in that rare category of Boyfriend Mini. It's short like a minidress, but huge like she borrowed it from a guy's closet.

Florence Pugh

ROME, ITALY - JULY 08: (EDITOR’S NOTE: Image contains nudity.) Florence Pugh attends the Valentino Haute Couture Fall/Winter 22/23 fashion show on July 08, 2022 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

If ever you want to go full nipple, it might as well be at a fashion show, where there's an 80 percent chance the models will be right there with you.

Ariana DeBose

ROME, ITALY - JULY 08: Ariana DeBose attends the Valentino Haute Couture Fall/Winter 22/23 fashion show on July 08, 2022 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

She looks like a beautiful throw-pillow.

Naomi Campbell

ROME, ITALY - JULY 08: Naomi Campbell attends the Valentino Haute Couture Fall/Winter 22/23 fashion show on July 08, 2022 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Meanwhile, Naomi chooses to stand out from the sea of pink. I have to be honest, though... those aviators look terrible on her.

Kate Hudson

ROME, ITALY - JULY 08: Kate Hudson attends the Valentino haute couture fall/winter 22/23 fashion show on July 08, 2022 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)

I assume they took this after the show? I enjoy that the complete different light outside makes it seems like she accidentally arrived at the end.

Elodie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ETTORE FERRARI/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13023651b) Italian singer Elodie, arrives prior to the Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2022/23 collection preview by Italian label Valentino on Spanish Steps, downtown Rome, Italy, 08 July 2022. Haute Couture Fall/Winter collection by Italian label Valentino, Rome, Italy - 08 Jul 2022

This screams Miley Cyrus to me. Maybe someday.

Dan Levy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13023867m) Daniel Levy Valentino show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fasion Week, Rome, Italy - 08 Jul 2022

One issue with the massive suit trend is that when you're not Fashion Posing the shit out of it, you just look shlubby.

Valentino Haute Couture Fall/Winter 22/23 - Arrivals

ROME, ITALY - JULY 08: Dan Levy is seen arriving at the Valentino Haute Couture Fall/Winter 22/23 fashion show on July 08, 2022 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Although the Fashion Posing isn't THAT much better.

Andrew Garfield

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ETTORE FERRARI/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13023651bm) US actor Andrew Garfield, arrives prior to the Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2022/23 collection preview by Italian label Valentino on Spanish Steps, downtown Rome, Italy, 08 July 2022. Haute Couture Fall/Winter collection by Italian label Valentino, Rome, Italy - 08 Jul 2022

I mean, compare this...

Charles Melton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Cartelli Mario/SOPA Images/Shutterstock (13024653cr) Charles Melton Valentino show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fasion Week, Rome, Italy - 08 Jul 2022

... to this. At least Garfy had some tailoring.

Valentino's Front Row Was All About Flashing
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