
This is the kind of opener that says, "Aren't you glad you're seeing shows in motion again?"

This outfit cracks me up. It's casual Gap khakis and then RIBBONS. I feel like GOOP needs to wear this to be on a late-night show.

This feels very nouveau Gossip Girl.


This feels pretty universal, but naturally I do think SWINTON.




Gabrielle Union


I mean but that IS just a blouse, right?

Mindy Kaling

Rihanna


I want everyone to wear this.







I need someone to wear this so I can make WHEN ANEMONES ATTACK jokes. Well, I guess it's just the one joke.










Andie MacDowell





Cynthia Nixon







Megan Thee Stallion

Addison Rae

Gina Gershon. I don't know. Why not.










Tracee Ellis Ross

Reader, this is Patrick from Spongebob.







Lupita!

Janelle Monae


I guess this is the Spongebob dress, since we already had a Patrick.



Gemma Chan, but maybe in a different color.

Elle Fanning

MJ Rodriguez. I don't think it's really her style but I want her to show up in something MASSIVE.

Billy Porter would look fabulous in all these scarf/poncho/wraps.

Jodie Turner-Smith (get off the Gucci, milady!).









Ooh, maybe THIS one for MJ Rodriguez.

And, another SWINTON.
