Valentino Haute Couture: S/S 2017

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: A model walks the runway during the Valentino Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This has a quiet elegance to it -- the kind where Karlie Kloss would wear it with flat leather sandals on the red carpet, in that way only she can.

You know Blanche Devereaux owned this. And wore it. WITHOUT the lining.

This seems a bit more like a sundress than it should at this price point. Even though I realize price is not a factor with most of the people who might end up in this.

Minty fresh!

NIGHTY NIGHT.

SLEEP TIGHT.

Don't let your cult leader bite.

No.

Okay, we're getting somewhere here. This could work.

I like the contrasting pink under there. I am very curious if whoever wears these will belt them.

Not that it wouldn't be AWESOME to see someone go full caftan on the red carpet. And I don't just mean the very pregnant Natalie Portman. I'm talking... I don't know. Eva Longoria. Rita Wilson. Everyone.

This looks the faintest little bit like mold spots.

I might like this, too.

Hmm. Naomie Harris?

That's a bit dingy for me.

Someone will totally, totally wear this. Right? It seems like starlet-bait.

We had Blanche earlier; this is full Zbornak.

This seems too similar to one Emma already wore, but should find a home somewhere. Mandy Moore seems to be going a bit sexier, but it wouldn't be a bad fit.

I like the roses all over this.

Okay, but why is it designed to LOOK like it's on backwards? It is a beheading waiting to happen.

This also looks backwards. And too shapeless.

I full-on adore this muumuu and I would wear it until the end of time.

This seems gloriously dramatic, in a Goop kind of way.

Well, with the right accessories... but it needs a lot of them. You know who could do it? Christine Baranski. Or Naomi Watts. They both know necklaces.

Yowch.

I had to end on something a bit more relaxing than the previous slide.