
"My gift is my crotch, and this one's for you."

Ashley Park was at this show, I believe, and I could see her in quite a few of these.


Miss Flo likes things both short and long at the same time, with lots of volume, so MAYBE she'd be a contender for this one? Her Valentino looks typically aren't my favorites, but.









BUT SERIOUSLY. I guess... points for her stems looking like actual stems? I hope someone has fun using those tights as a green-screen.

And what droopy nonsense is this.


Help.



How bold is Miss Flo feeling, do we think?!?

This is a total 80s throwback. Well, I guess in the 80s it would have been a minidress.





What in the Rita Ora?!?




I'm going to swing wide here and say Kate Hudson.






Anne Hathaway has been going a BIT edgier lately, so... maybe?







Viola Davis maybe?











Jodie Turner-Smith?


She's barefoot because she fell on the runway, and ripped off her shoes. She did not seem pleased. Nor would one be.

Ashley Park and Lily Collins might arm-wrestle for this.





Lucy Boynton doesn't really wear this line, but this seems cutesy in her vein.


Danielle Deadwyler?

I'm gonna say Elle Fanning just... because.


Obviously this will have universal appeal.







Miss Flooooooo


Andrea Riseborough, if you are coming to the Oscars. REALLY COME TO THE OSCARS.


But like, what is this? What professional designer thought this is how boobs should be treated?
