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PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Having just seen Viola Davis in fairly boring black, she is on my mind. Imagine her in this.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Christine Baranski

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Elle Fanning

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

How about one of the Bridgertons. Hannah Dodd, or Florence Hunt.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Ariana Grande

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Gwyneth Paltrow

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Jodie Turner-Smith

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Allison Janney

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Amanda Seyfried

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Naomi Watts

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Cate Blanchett

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Doja Cat

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Nicole Kidman

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Florence Pugh

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Natalie Portman, to a lunch event.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Natalie Portman by night.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Let's put it at a Cannes photocall. Juliette Binoche.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Ashley Graham. She needs to ditch things that are sheer and black.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Intern George's former love Sarah Larson wore this to the 2008 Oscars.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Diane Lane

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Kerry Washington

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Gugu Mbatha-Raw

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Quinta Brunson

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Sheryl Lee Ralph

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Dark Helmet basically already wore this.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Gugu Mbatha-Raw

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

She's contracted to Louis Vuitton, but: Chase Infiniti.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Kristen Stewart

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Lauren Sanchez

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Kylie Jenner

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Pass.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Emily Ratajkowski

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Chase Sui Wonders

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Zooey Deschanel

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Emily Deschanel

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Well, shoot. There isn't a third Deschanel.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Pamela Anderson

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Bella Hadid, in Cannes again.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Sabrina Carpenter

A model presents a creation by Italian designer Valentino during his Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture collection show in Paris, 23 January 2008. Valentino, the 75-year-old high-fashion guru, retires after 45 years in the business. AFP PHOTO FRANCOIS GUILLOT (Photo by FRANCOIS GUILLOT / AFP) (Photo by FRANCOIS GUILLOT/AFP via Getty Images)

Whatever this one is, someone would wear it now, due to cracks being in fashion. Kim Kardashian.

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2008 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute Couture Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

Miley

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2008 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute Couture Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

Gaga

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2008 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute Couture Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

Sarah Paulson.

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2008 fashion show as part of the Paris Haute Couture Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor VIRGILE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

I felt like you deserved a close-up of these shoes.

Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu attends the Valentino's Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2008 fashion show, during Paris Fashion Week. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale/Corbis via Getty Images)

She wore this to the show. I TOTALLY forgot about this cockamamie dress with its giant paper-lantern sleeves. HOW did I forget it?!?

PARIS - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Closing a show with a red dress became a staple of Valentino's, so they closed this one with a whole parade of them.

PARIS - JANUARY 23: Designer Valentino walks the runway at the end of the Valentino fashion show, part of the Paris Spring/Summer 2008 Haute Couture Fashion Week on January 23, 2008 in Paris,France. (Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/WireImage)

Aw. Fare thee well.

Valentino Garavani's Final Collection
That's not a mortality pun; this was his actual last collection.

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