Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
I seriously feel like this is for a scene in Reign where Mary encourages someone to take her TAKE HER NOW ERE SHE CHANGES HER MIND.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
"It might go with the walls, but it will NEVER hide baby vomit," QEII laments.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Well OBVIOUSLY Heidi Klum will snap that up.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
This would make such an intriguing rug. Queen Elizabeth II ought to be doing some shopping here.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
She's going to stop STRAIGHT to a screening at Sundance.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
If I were a taller and/or more graceful and glamorous person, I would wear the hell out of that coat. Is that wrong?
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Ah, yes, Valentino: The official couturier of Bavaria.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
I often think the House of Valentino would expire from glee if the Elizabethan ruff ever made a comeback.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Valentino for Pottery Barn Kids.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
And, Valentino for the SkyMall catalog WHILE IT STILL LASTS.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
And a little something for the peasant girls before they peel the carrots for supper.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Seriously, why DO Top Chef contestants like to put foam on everything?
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
I legitimately would put that skirt down as a runner in my hallway.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Well, doesn't Jane Bennet fancy herself the belle of the Netherfield ball?
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Whereas Miss Elizabeth Bennet cares not a whit for your frivolity.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
This dress is basically the polar opposite of the one we just saw.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Valentino for Papyrus.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Right?! Men, get out your pantaloons and tights.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
I THINK you can use this skirt to do your astrological chart.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
With some adjustments to the tops, I could see these turning up on, say, a Hailee Steinfeld.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Betty White will take three, please.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
This outfit says, "People with waists need not apply."
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
I hope this is the haute couture version of the Ironic T-Shirt.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
AT LAST, something groovy. Let's put it on Chastain.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Amy Adams doesn't wear a lot of basic black. Could we edge her out in this with some good eyeliner?
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
... Is she lost?
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
This is actually really fun and playful, but I have NO IDEA whether it will ever work outside a runway environment. Maybe we'll find out at Cannes, because where ELSE can you pull off an ode to kites?
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
I kind of like the top? I really think the skirt is trying to hypnotize me into something.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
FINALLY, my floor-length cape-vest is fashionable.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
There is a LOT of stunning embroidery here; why did it all have to be packed into the same outfit? I will liberate the coat, if need be.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
Keira Knightley should just throw caution to the wind and get out her pregnancy cleav and some crimson lippy and go to town in this at the Oscars. WHY NOT.
Valentino Haute Couture: Spring/Summer 2015
My fear is that she'd wear this instead.