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Vanessa Hudgens in custom Vera Wang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (12973661ao) Vanessa Hudgens MTV Movie and TV Awards, Arrivals, Barker Hanger, Los Angeles, California, USA - 05 Jun 2022

The thing about this dress is, it needed the wind. (And I do think this was wind, and not her just flipping it up; it seemed like there was a breeze on this day.) When you see it like this, there's something more ethereal about it...

Vanessa Hudgens in custom Vera Wang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (12973846dr) Vanessa Hudgens MTV Movie and TV Awards, Arrivals, Barker Hanger, Los Angeles, California, USA - 05 Jun 2022

... and when it's like this, it's just sort of like when you pull a Kleenex out of the box and none of them want to break apart from the others so suddenly you've pulled out seven. It's at least well-made, and not heinous, which with Vera have NOT been givens lately. But it's a real wisp of a thing.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/AP/Shutterstock (12973839l) Host Vanessa Hudgens speaks at the MTV Movie and TV Awards, at the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, Calif 2022 MTV Movie and TV Awards - Show, Santa Monica, United States - 05 Jun 2022

She opened the show in this, and it's SO much better. I would have wanted to wear this dress all night.

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 05: Host Vanessa Hudgens speaks onstage during the 2022 MTV Movie & TV Awards at Barker Hangar on June 05, 2022 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Rich Polk/Getty Images for MTV)

Vanessa did well with the pre-recorded bits, but she's not great at hosting -- either her giggle is a nervous tic, or she forces it too often because she's scared the banter won't land. Either way, she tried to tell a joke here about how this is what people would wear if she styled Squid Games, or something? And yeah. Didn't work. But I would be open to someone wearing this at the Olympics as their Opening Ceremony costume.

in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/AP/Shutterstock (12973839cf) Vanessa Hudgens appears on stage at the MTV Movie and TV Awards, at the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, Calif 2022 MTV Movie and TV Awards - Show, Santa Monica, United States - 05 Jun 2022

Wow, how hard can one Valentino balloon push on a girl's boobs?

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/AP/Shutterstock (12973834h) Host Vanessa Hudgens appears at the MTV Movie and TV Awards, at the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, Calif 2022 MTV Movie and TV Awards - Show, Santa Monica, United States - 05 Jun 2022

"Too much? It is, right? Oh well, too late."

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 05: Host Vanessa Hudgens speaks onstage during the 2022 MTV Movie & TV Awards at Barker Hangar on June 05, 2022 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/Getty Images for MTV)

"I think we can all agree this is better, even if you're not sure whether I'm ME or Natalie Portman from Closer."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (12973664jh) Vanessa Hudgens MTV Movie and TV Awards, Show, Barker Hanger, Los Angeles, California, USA - 05 Jun 2022

Friends, I don't even know. She looks like Sexy Half Pint meets Dorothy meets Holly Hobbie. I have never yearned for that vibe, but there's a 12-month calendar somewhere that's up for it. (OKAY apparently this is a Euphoria reference? I have not been able to bring myself to watch that show yet.)

Vanessa Hudgens Wore All the Things You'd Expect to Host the MTV Movie and TV Awards
Trains and glitter and hats and a bra. It's all here.

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