Julia Garner

This is fun and mod, and deep inside I know she can't believe that Madonna biopic fell through.

Beatrice Granno

This is bringing us sexy Dune plus sexy Star Wars.

Chloe Rose Robertson

Truly, if Jennifer Lawrence needs someone to play her doppleganger...

Madeline Brewer in Saint Laurent

This keyhole feels enormous. Like it's more of a cat door.

Lydia Hearst

This has a real showgirls vibe to it and some of that might be the makeup? There's a lot going on here that screams JAZZHANDS.

Halle Bailey in Mônot

This seems QUITE perilous to negotiate. At what point does it stop being worth it? You need to be able to walk without your lady garden breaching the garden walls! If this skirt were just one piece, to the waist, this would be so much cuter AND less terrifying.

Maggie Rogers

This is a creative work-around when you realize you've put your dress on backward.

Odeya Rush

She looks very pretty -- and Angelina Jolie-esque -- but this might be too fancy for this event?

Chloe Cherry in vintage Liz Claiborne

This is REALLY fun. I do think it might need a belt.

Lucien Laviscount

I was so distracted by my inability to understand trouser hems that I didn't even notice the gloves!

Samantha Hanratty in Saint Laurent

This has a kicky vintage showgirl vibe that works on her.

Olivia Holt

This ALSO feels a bit Second Act of Chicago.

Bailee Madison

Sure! This is fine! I have something else we need to address...

Madison Bailey

Which is that there's a Bailee Madison and a Madison Bailey. Luckily, they both look cute!

Aminah Nieves

I think I had a Trapper Keeper in this pattern. That's a compliment!

Paul Mescal

Hey, look! It's the Floating Head of Paul Mescal!

The Full Name of This Vanity Fair Party Is Insane

And so are some of the looks.